Groucho Marx Quotes About Today

Quotes about: Today

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  I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.

  Groucho Marx

  Inspirational, Happiness, Happy

• I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.

  Groucho Marx

  Happiness, Happy, Positive Thinking

• Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.

  Groucho Marx

  Positive, Good Morning, Happiness

• Today's Father Day and we're giving you a tie, it's not much you know, it's just our way of showing you, you're a regular guy.

  Groucho Marx

  Funny, Fathers Day, Humor

• The foods that are recommended today are as palatable as a steady diet of wet blotters.

  Groucho Marx

  Funny, Humor, Loss

  Groucho Marx (2008). “Memoirs Of A Mangy Lover”, p.33, Da Capo Press

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