Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
My brother thinks he's a chicken-We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs
Gentlemen, Chicolini here may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot. I implore you, send him back to his father and brothers, who are waiting for him with open arms in the penitentiary. I suggest that we give him ten years in Leavenworth, or eleven years in Twelveworth.
You're a great brother. You give us a heart attack worrying about your heart attack, which you didn't even have the decency to have!
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