Middle age is when you go to bed at night and hope you feel better in the morning. Old age is when you go to bed at night and hope you wake up in the morning.
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.
Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
I started smoking as soon as I went on the stage. I'd make cigars out of the Morning World when I was a kid.
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