Wife Quotes - Page 6

• She is a winsome wee thing, She is a handsome wee thing, She is a bonny wee thing, This sweet wee wife o' mine.

  Robert Burns

  Sweet, Handsome, Winsome

  Robert Burns (1856). “The life and works of Robert Burns, ed. by R. Chambers. Libr. ed”, p.247

  25 Copy quote

  Show source

• My wife, who, poor wretch, is troubled with her lonely life.

  Samuel Pepys

  Lonely, Poor, My Wife

  'Diary' 19 December 1662

  8 Copy quote

  Show source

• He that hath wife and children hath given hostages to fortune; for they are impediments to great enterprises, either of virtue or mischief.

  Francis Bacon

  Children, Virtue, Fortune

  Essays "Of Marriage and the Single Life" (1625) See Lucan 3

  7 Copy quote

  Show source

• The reason they're called the opposite sex is because every time you think you have your wife fooled - it's just the opposite!

  Walter Winchell

  Marriage, Sex, Thinking

  9 Copy quote
• 

  My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.

  Jack Benny

  Love, Funny, Relationship

  74 Copy quote

• Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.

  Jim Backus

  Marriage, Humorous, Drinking

  "Personal Quotes/ Biography". www.imdb.com.

  15 Copy quote

  Show source

• I don't think a prostitute is more moral than a wife, but they are doing the same thing.

  Prince Philip

  Thinking, Edinburgh, Moral

  Speech in London, 6 Dec. 1988, comparing participation in blood sports to selling slaughtered meat, in The Times 7 Dec. 1988

  37 Copy quote

  Show source

• Every man who is high up likes to think he has done it all himself; and the wife smiles, and lets it go at that. It's our only joke. Every woman knows that.

  James M. Barrie

  Love, Men, Thinking

  What Every Woman Knows (1918) act 4

  8 Copy quote

  Show source

• You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.

  Lee Trevino

  Sports, Husband, Golf

  75 Copy quote

• My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher." - Socrates (470-399 B.C.) "Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't

  Erica Jong

  Advice, Wish, Answers

  1977 How To SaveYour Own Life.

  5 Copy quote

  Show source

• Fifteen hundred years ago, Constantine, who murdered his own wife and children, started the Christian religion.

  Charles Chilton Moore

  Christian, Children, Years

  5 Copy quote

• My wife is as handsome as when she was a girl, and I...fell in love with her; and what is more, I have never fallen out.

  Abraham Lincoln

  Girl, Love You, Handsome

  34 Copy quote

• My wife doesn't care what I do when I'm away, as long as I don't have a good time.

  Lee Trevino

  Funny, Marriage, Sports

  22 Copy quote

• Take my wife... Please!

  Henny Youngman

  My Wife, Please

  Henny Youngman (2014). “Take My Wife, Please!: Henny Youngman's Giant Book of Jokes”, Skyhorse Publishing Inc.

  4 Copy quote

  Show source

• Why do Jewish men die before their wives? They want to.

  Henny Youngman

  Funny, Humor, Men

  5 Copy quote

• I know not which lives more unnatural lives, obeying husbands, or commanding wives.

  Benjamin Franklin

  Husband, Obeying, Knows

  Benjamin Franklin (2004). “Poor Richard's Almanack”, p.19, Barnes & Noble Publishing

  7 Copy quote

  Show source

• What's the difference between my wife and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist.

  Frank Carson

  Funny, Humor, Differences

  8 Copy quote

• My wife is possessive and I like that

  Fawad Afzal Khan

  My Wife, Possessive

  55 Copy quote

• Some wives have model husbands, I got one that needed remodeling.

  Phyllis Diller

  Husband, Remodeling, Needed

  6 Copy quote

• Never guess your wife's size. Just buy anything marked petite and hold on to the receipt.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Size, Receipts, Petite

  12 Copy quote

• There are few husbands whom the wife cannot win in the long run, by patience and love.

  Margaret of Valois

  Running, Husband, Winning

  4 Copy quote

• There is nothing a Man of good Sense dreads so much in a Wife, as her having more Sense than himself.

  Henry Fielding

  Men, Common Sense, Dread

  "Don Quixote in England: A comedy. As it is acted at the New Theatre in the Hay-Market. By Henry Fielding, Esq".

  8 Copy quote

  Show source

• Billionaires prefer Black women. They are loyal and guard your interests. Black wives are for grown ups.

  Ben Horowitz

  Black, Loyal, Billionaire

  14 Copy quote

• No one will pay you for planning an expedition at first: you have to work in pubs at weekends so you can pay the gas bills. I joined the Territorial Army, which paid me when I turned up to drill nights, and so did my wife.

  Ranulph Fiennes

  Army, Weekend, Night

  6 Copy quote

• The most profound, tangible influence in my life has been my wife, Monique. I don't know that I would even be alive were it not for her, and I certainly would not be the person that I am today.

  Edgar Winter

  Profound, Alive, Tangible

  4 Copy quote