Dating Quotes - Page 6

• My mom always complains about my lack of a boyfriend. Well, next time she asks, I'm going to tell her I'm dating two different guys-Mr Duracell and Mr Energizer.

  Michelle Landry

  Funny, Cute, Boyfriend

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• You're talking to someone who has been married to various people for the last 40 years of her life. Dating is not really something familiar. I've never really been a dater.

  Stockard Channing

  Talking, Years, People

  "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• When someone is good, but it doesn't seem like their world will collapse if they don't get the part, it's more appealing. It's like dating someone: You don't want someone who's too into you.

  Steve Carell

  Dating Someone, World, Want

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• Gay men should not adopt the sophomoric model of heterosexual dating; gay men should always have sex first.

  John Rechy

  Sex, Gay, Men

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• A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.

  Ingrid Bergman

  Love, Valentines Day, Nature

  "An Uncommon Scold". Book by Abby Adams, 1989.

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• I am a strong believer in kissing
  being very intimate, and the minute you kiss, the floodgates
  open for everything else.

  Jennifer Lopez

  Strong, Kissing, First Kiss

  "Magazine Displays a Touch of J. Lolita" by George Rush, Joanna Molloy, Lola Ogunnaike, and Kasia Anderson, www.nydailynews.com. August 10, 2001.

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• Now that I think about it, maybe he is a werewolf. I can picture him lunging over the moors in hot pursuit of his prey, and I'm certain that he wouldn't think twice about eating an innocent bystander. I'll watch him closely at the next full moon. He's asked me to go dancing tomorrow--perhaps I should wear a high collar. Oh, that's vampires, isn't it? I think I am a little giddy. (After meeting Mr. Markham V. Reynolds, Jr.)

  Mary Ann Shaffer

  Moon, Thinking, Bystanders

  Mary Ann Shaffer, Annie Barrows (2009). “The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society”, p.38, A&C Black

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• It's not that I find it hard to meet girls - they do come up and chat me up from time to time. Sometimes I'm interested, I tend not to go for the prettier ones. I prefer the quirkier types.

  Rupert Grint

  Girl, Quirky, Sometimes

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• If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends.

  Orson Welles

  Funny, Life, Girlfriend

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Bisexuality doubles your chances of a date on a Saturday night.
  I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.
  If there is reincarnation, I'd like to come back as Warren Beatty's fingertips.
  I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.
  My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty.
  Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's a pretty good one.

  Woody Allen

  Love, Funny, Beautiful

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• When someone asks, 'Why do you think he's not calling me?' there's always one answer - 'He's not interested.' There's not ever any other answer.

  Fran Lebowitz

  Thinking, Calling, Answers

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• Let's start with this statistic: You are delicious. Be brave, my sweet. I know you can get lonely. I know you can crave companionship and sex and love so badly that it physically hurts. But I truly believe that the only way you can find out that there's something better out there is to first believe there's something better out there. What other choice is there?

  Greg Behrendt

  Sweet, Lonely, Hurt

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• Repeat not the manner of a flirtation; for lo, all the world shall hear of it, and women will taunt thee.

  Gelett Burgess

  World, Thee, Taunting

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• The release date is just one day, but the record is forever.

  Bruce Springsteen

  Release Date, Forever, One Day

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• You picked a lemon, throw it away lemonade is overrated. Freaks should remain at the circus, not in your apartment. You already have one asshole. You don’t need another. Make a space in your life for the glorious things you deserve. Have faith.

  Greg Behrendt

  Faith, Space, Romance

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• It is a challenge to have your launch date slip continuously.

  Marc Garneau

  Challenges, Slips

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• I have been dating someone that treats my heart like it's monkey meat. I feel like a delusional, invisible person half the time so I need to learn what it's like to be treated well before it's too late for me.

  Hannah

  Heart, Dating Someone, Meat

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• I suppose I was a little bit of what would be called today a nerd. I didn't have girlfriends, and really I wasn't a very social boy.

  Charles Kuralt

  Girlfriend, Boys, Nerd

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• Here's something else to think about: calling when you say you're going to is the very first brick in the house you are building of love and trust. If he can't lay this one stupid brick down, you ain't never gonna have a house baby, and it's cold outside.

  Greg Behrendt

  Baby, Stupid, Thinking

  Greg Behrendt, Liz Tuccillo (2009). “He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys”, p.27, Simon and Schuster

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• To date or not to date that is the question. It's almost as important as Shakespeare's to be or not to be which deals with death.

  Al Goldstein

  Important, Dealing With Death, Deals

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• My mom is going to kill me for talking about sleeping with people. But I don't want to put myself in the position where I'm in a monogamous relationship right now. I'm not dating just one person. 'Sex and the City' changed everything for me because those girls would sleep with so many people.

  Lindsay Lohan

  Girl, Mom, Sex

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• Always remember this: 'A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes a misses.'

  John Lennon

  Love, Kissing, Missing

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• I also find it interesting that a lot of people in their 30s are not married and don't have kids. There are a lot of people in this age bracket that are out there dating and trying to find love. And I never thought that at my age I would be.

  John Stamos

  Kids, People, Interesting

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• I miss dating only for that final moment you kiss goodnight, watch her get out of your car and run into the police station.

  Dane Cook

  Running, Kissing, Car

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• By my estimation, dating was 1 percent confidence and 99 percent troubleshooting.

  Ophira Eisenberg

  Ophira Eisenberg (2013). “Screw Everyone: Sleeping My Way to Monogamy”, p.8, Seal Press

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