Dating Quotes - Page 8

• Now women are funny animals. You never know when you are with them - they don’t often know where they are with themselves . It’s no good trying to find out what makes them tick. It just can’t be done. They have more moods than an army of cats with lives, and all you can hope is to spot the mood you’re after when it turns up and step in quick. Hesitate you’re a dead duck, unless you’re one of those guys who like slow approach that might get you somewhere in a week or in a month or even a year.

  James Hadley Chase

  Relationship, Sex, Women

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• Different portions of the brain all look for information (sexual, intuitive, practical), through modes so torturous, a first date can feel like a cross between having a pelvic examination while applying for a small business loan. First dates should require anesthesia, and in some states they do.

  Marilyn Suzanne Miller

  Brain, Different, Anesthesia

  Marilyn Suzanne Miller (2007). “How to Be a Middle-Aged Babe”, p.82, Simon and Schuster

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• I'm not with anybody, I don't have time for dating. Not to get too personal, but it's weirdly harder to meet new people now. But for the first time in my life since I was a little kid, I'm not so concerned about it.

  Justin Vernon

  Kids, People, Littles

  Source: pitchfork.com

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• There are all kinds of love in this world but never the same love twice.

  F. Scott Fitzgerald

  Love, Inspirational, Life

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• I live in the realm
  of romantic possibility.

  Stevie Nicks

  Man Of My Dreams, Possibility, Realms

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• The goal of online dating is to get offline as quickly as possible.

  Amy Webb

  Goal, Online, Offline

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• Dating is like pushing your tray along in a cafeteria. Nothing looks good, but you know you have to pick something by the time you reach the cashier.

  Caprice Crane

  Looks, Cafeteria, Pushing

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• When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

  Hunter S. Thompson

  Music, Sports, Hunting

  Fear and Loathing: On the Campaign Trail '72 (1972)

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• What really flatters a man is that you think him worth flattering.

  George Bernard Shaw

  Inspiration, Men, Thinking

  John Bull's Other Island (1907) act 4

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• When I go to one of those singles dating parties I believe myself to be a bowl of fruit. When I talk to potential dates, I judge them by the smile in their lips, their smoothness of speech, and the whiteness of teeth; then I offer them the appropriate fruit, which is usually a lemon.

  Amanda Holden

  Party, Believe, Judging

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• I want the young people to pay attention because, see, back when I first met Barack, we started dating, he had everything going for him. All right, ladies, listen to this. This is what I want you to be looking for. Yes, he was handsome-still is. I think so. He was charming, talented, and oh-so smart, truly. But that is not why I married him. Now, see, I want the fellas to pay attention to this. You all listening? What truly made me fall in love with Barack Obama was his character. You hear me? It was his character. It was his decency, his honesty, his compassion and conviction.

  Michelle Obama

  Falling In Love, Honesty, Smart

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• If a guy were dating my daughter but didn't want to spend the gas money to come pick her up or refused to buy her dinner because it cost too much, I would question whether he were really in love with her In the same way, I question whether many American churchgoers are really in love with God because they are so hesitant to do anything for Him." Crazy Love: Overwhelmed by a Relentless God

  Francis Chan

  Daughter, Crazy, Guy

  Francis Chan, Preston Sprinkle (2014). “The Francis Chan Collection: Crazy Love, Forgotten God, Erasing Hell, and Multiply”, p.97, David C Cook

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• If you date, you will meet your share of weirdos and jerks. That is as sure as death and taxes.

  Greg Behrendt

  Jerk, Share, Weirdo

  Greg Behrendt, Liz Tuccillo (2007). “He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys”, p.142, Simon and Schuster

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• Oh, my dating skills are the worst. No, I pick the wrong men; it's amazing. I am awful, the worst dater.

  Paget Brewster

  Men, Skills, Awful

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• It's not a date. We're just agreeing to eat at the same table.

  Barbra Streisand

  Tables

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• I let a friend set me up on a blind date. It was a disaster. She ended up being a burn victim. By the end of the night.

  Anthony Jeselnik

  Night, Blind, Victim

  Twitter post from Apr 15, 2010

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• The inspiration for this movie [Something New] was this Newsweek article that came out a couple of years ago that talks about 42.4 percent of black women in America aren't married. Black women are shooting up the corporate ladder way faster than our black male counterparts. And (black men) are either dating outside their race, in jail or dying. And so if you want to have a family, you want to be married, you have to look at other options.

  Sanaa Lathan

  Couple, Inspiration, Men

  "Sanaa Lathan tries 'Something New'". The Associated Press Interview, www.today.com. August 4, 2010.

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• It's so easy to misuse social media as a dating tool. I think it can be useful but it's scary when you think about who can access this information and what they're doing with it.

  Justin Long

  Thinking, Media, Scary

  "Justin Long's Short List of Career Musts". Interveiw with Jarett Wieselman, www.etonline.com. November 6, 2013.

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• I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.

  Wendy Liebman

  Funny, Dog, Witty

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• Dating a new man is like holding a strawberry milkshake; first the taste, then the pleasure.

  Marilyn Monroe

  Men, Taste, Firsts

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• Like the bee its sting, the promiscuous leave behind them in each encounter something of themselves by which they are made to suffer.

  Cyril Connolly

  Suffering, Encounters, Bees

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• It is the woman who chooses the man who will choose her.

  Amelia Earhart

  Relationship, Men, He Man

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• Plain women know more about men than beautiful ones do. But beautiful women don't need to know about men. It's the men who have to know about beautiful women.

  Katharine Hepburn

  Beautiful, Men, Romance

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• About age 30 most women think about having children, most men think about dating them.

  Judy Carter

  Single, Children, Thinking

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• I have no-fail chemistry. A guy turns me on, he's the wrong one for me.

  Linda Barnes

  Guy, Chemistry, Failing

  Linda Barnes (2015). “Snapshot”, p.34, Open Road Media

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