Dating Quotes - Page 11

• If you want something new in your life, you have to make space for it. I mean that psychologically as well as physically. Take a look at your closet. If you have the kind of closet where you can't fit another thing in there, that might be the reason you don't have more new clothes. If you want a new man in your life, you've got to let go of the one who stopped dating you five years ago. In other words, you need to complete the past in order for the present to show up more fully.

  Jack Canfield

  Letting Go, Mean, Past

  FaceBook post by Jack Canfield from Dec 12, 2012

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• Look, this is an odd question, but you're kind of cute and you're pretty nice to me. Are you drunk? It's OK if you are.

  Drew Carey

  Cute, Nice, Drunk

  "The Drew Carey Show". www.imdb.com. 1995-2004.

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• I took you to an intimate restaurant, then to a suggestive movie. There's nothing left to talk about, unless it's horizontally.

  Olivia Newton-John

  Intimate, Restaurants, Left

  Song: Physical

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• I can barely even run a computer. God knows what I'd get on online dating. I'd get something that was subhuman or something.

  Stockard Channing

  Running, Computer, Online

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• Dating is like trying to catch a fish. Some guys go to the gym and have huge muscles and six-pack abs, and that attracts a lot of women. Other guys, they go and learn how to become pick-up artists so they charm their way into a woman's heart, at least for the night. Then there are guys like myself, who don't have either of those, but we have some level of generosity and can treat women with respect and open a door for them or buy them gifts. And surprisingly, buying presents happens to be one of the languages of love! And it's one that many women relate to.

  Brandon Wade

  Heart, Artist, Night

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• I've always believed comics should bring in things like that, and they haven't for a very long time, in general. You always get people complaining, "What's it going to look like in 10 years' time?" It's ridiculous. Everything is going to age. If you try and avoid dating it, you just end up with something that doesn't mean anything.

  Jamie McKelvie

  Mean, Long, People

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• I like to put a single photograph in different contexts, to see how it takes on other meanings, how being locked in a new dialogue exposes another potential. It's like dating other people in order to get to know yourself.

  Torbjørn Rødland

  People, Different, Photograph

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• When I had been dating my husband for a while, the president Obama said to me, "When is he going to put a ring on it?" And I was like, "Oh, come on. We are so busy. We don't need to think about that." He said, "He needs to put a ring on it because you're worth it." And the thing is, I'm not even kidding you, it was about a week or two later that we got engaged.

  Alyssa Mastromonaco

  Husband, Thinking, President

  Source: www.popsugar.com

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• I did not sleep. I never do when I am over-happy, over-unhappy, or in bed with a strange man.

  Edna O'Brien

  Sleep, Men, Unhappy

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• She abounds with lucious faults.

  Quintilian

  Faults

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• I saw him making love to you, you forgot to close the garage door.

  Bob Dylan

  Doors, Making Love, Saws

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• They wrote that I'd gained 30 pounds over the summer and lost it in a week because I was dating three guys at once!

  Yasmine Bleeth

  Summer, Guy, Three

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• Have you seen a copy of Tax Tips for Billionaires?

  David Letterman

  Taxes, Billionaire, Copies

  David Letterman (1994). “Late Night Top Ten Lists”

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• I won't talk about who I'm dating. Because it's dumb. It leads to nowhere good. I let everybody else in the media do that for me. It takes the responsibility off my shoulders!

  Renee Zellweger

  Responsibility, Dumb

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• When I'm dating someone, I have a list called my 'Oh No Nos.' If a woman commits a Oh No No, it can end the relationship. Not loving '90s R&B music is #3 on the Oh No Nos list. Girl don't
  even know who Ginuwine is.

  Aziz Ansari

  Girl, Dating Someone, Lists

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• I really like dating stories, like in Betty and Veronica comics; I like David Lynch and H.P. Lovecraft for the dark gut-wrenching stuff, and I'm inspired by Miyazaki's films for the subtle heart-warming moments, as well as the moments that blew up my imagination.

  Fred Seibert

  Heart, Dark, Imagination

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• People say to me, 'Danielle, you're such a wonderful person. Why are you single ?' How the hell do I know ? Why don't you ask the people who aren't dating me ?!?

  Danielle Henderson

  Sex, People, Wonderful Person

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• If you have newspapers dating to the last millennium, magazines from the Seventies stacked on your nightstand, and countless envelopes filled with family photos stuffed in a drawer, you may be carrying procrastination to an extreme.

  Marilyn Sokol

  Procrastination, Magazines, May

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• When I'm dating someone, if she bonds with my cats I'll give her a chance maybe more than I would otherwise. But if she doesn't like my cats it's kind of a deal breaker.

  Dave Franco

  Cat, Dating Someone, Giving

  "Get to Know Fall's Hot Guys!" by Neha Gandhi, www.seventeen.com. September 19, 2011.

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• When I was in high school, I was dating this girl and wanted to make her birthday really special. I showed up early to school and went around to every single one of her classes and left a rose with her teachers. Each rose had a note with a little inside joke.

  Dave Franco

  Girl, Teacher, School

  "3 Dating Tricks From Dave Franco" by Emily Laurence, www.seventeen.com. May 30, 2013.

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• There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?

  Dustin Hoffman

  Inspirational, Funny, Sexy

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• Every time you date someone with an issue that you have to work to ignore, you're settling.

  Andre Breton

  Love You, Issues, Settling

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• Ladies & Gentelman, the man who tought William Kennedy Smith everything he knows about dating, Sweet Stan Lane!

  Jim Cornette

  Sweet, Wrestling, Men

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• One of my great experiences in life was to be interviewed on a late-night talk show by a guy named Tom Snyder. He was interviewing me on a book I had written on the New Testament of the Bible called Rescuing the Bible from Fundamentalism, and we talked about the dating of the books of the New Testament, and I said, "Well, the consensus is that the gospels were written some forty to seventy years after the crucifixion." And he stopped me and said, "Wait a minute, Bishop, that means they couldn't have been written by eyewitnesses."

  John Shelby Spong

  Book, Mean, Night

  Source: www.thinkpiecepublishing.com

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• A date once leaned in to kiss me, and he ended up kissing my cheek. He was a little offended, but I didn't want to kiss him just to not hurt his feelings.

  Denise Richards

  Hurt, Kissing, Feelings

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