Jim Cornette Quotes

• I got this bad allergy - I'm allergic to bullshit.

  Jim Cornette

  Wrestling, Bullshit, Allergies

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• The saddest moment in a child's life is not when he learns that Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns that Vince Russo is.

  Jim Cornette

  Children, Real, Wrestling

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• The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Vince Russo has been there in which case the grass is most likely dead.

  Jim Cornette

  Wrestling, Sides, Grass

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• Rick Steiner is so stupid, he once stayed up all night to study for a urine test.

  Jim Cornette

  Stupid, Night, Tests

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• I like to take advantage of the simple-minded because I can.

  Jim Cornette

  Simple, Advantage, Because I Can

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• Eventually, even a blind squirell will find an acorn.

  Jim Cornette

  Wrestling, Acorns, Blind

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• I heard last year at [insert name]'s birthday party they had to set up mirrors to make it look like a crowd.

  Jim Cornette

  Party, Mirrors, Years

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• Hulk Hogan, you may be a household word, but so is garbage, and it stinks when it gets old too.

  Jim Cornette

  Garbage, Stink, Household

  "I'm Jim Cornette and that's my opinion (Teil 2)". World Wrestling Federation's "Raw Is War" #231, www.cagematch.net. October 27, 1997.

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• Rick Steiner is so stupid, it takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes.

  Jim Cornette

  Stupid, Watches, Half

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• Vince Russo destroyed the Periodic Table as he only recognises the element of surprise.

  Jim Cornette

  Wrestling, Elements, Tables

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• I'll hit you so hard you'll starve to death rolling!

  Jim Cornette

  Wwe, Rolling, Hard

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• Picking out Vince Russo's faults could be a full-time job for somebody.

  Jim Cornette

  Jobs, Wrestling, Faults

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• Ladies & Gentelman, the man who tought William Kennedy Smith everything he knows about dating, Sweet Stan Lane!

  Jim Cornette

  Sweet, Wrestling, Men

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• Hey Tony [Schiavone], I'm glad to see you back, especially after seeing your front.

  Jim Cornette

  Hey, Glad, Seeing

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• I can beat anyone, either male, female, animal, vegitable, or mineral.

  Jim Cornette

  Sports, Wrestling, Animal

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• He (Vince Russo) is the only booker I've seen who doesn't get people over, he gets them under.

  Jim Cornette

  Wrestling, People

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• He's so big he makes a beeping noise when he walks backwords.

  Jim Cornette

  Wrestling, Noise, Bigs

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• Thats where he had the word "Goodyear" dermabrased off.

  Jim Cornette

  Wrestling

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