Bobby Heenan Quotes

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• The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they're allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.

  Bobby Heenan

  Wrestling, Wwe, Two

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• You know they say money can't buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile

  Bobby Heenan

  Wwe, Giving, Watches

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• You win some and you lose some. Unless you're Virgil, then you lose them all.

  Bobby Heenan

  Winning, Loses

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• I'm a legend in this sport. If you don't believe me, ask me

  Bobby Heenan

  Sports, Believe, Wwe

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• Remember folks, fish are like relatives. After two days, they stink.

  Bobby Heenan

  Two, Remember, Stink

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• Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him.

  Bobby Heenan

  Wrestling, Wwe, Balls

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• Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.

  Bobby Heenan

  Funny, Wwe, Window

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• I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence... and he said "parole".

  Bobby Heenan

  Wrestling, Wwe, Ends

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• I know all about cheating. I've had six very successful marriages.

  Bobby Heenan

  Cheating, Successful, Wwe

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• North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?

  Bobby Heenan

  Inspirational, Funny, Graduation

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• Koko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper.

  Bobby Heenan

  Mom, Names, Firsts

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• Stu Hart trained all his kids--only three of them use the litter box.

  Bobby Heenan

  Kids, Three, Use

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• And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: 'Do you want fries with that?'

  Bobby Heenan

  School, Phrases, Want

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• The money's the same, whether you earn it or scam it.

  Bobby Heenan

  Wwe, Scams

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• If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric.

  Bobby Heenan

  Stupid, Nuts, Eccentric

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• He's the only man I know of who can hide his own easter eggs.

  Bobby Heenan

  Easter, Wrestling, Men

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• To Jim Duggan, taking a shower is a high risk maneuver.

  Bobby Heenan

  Wwe, Risk, Showers

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• This guy makes coffee nervous.

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  Coffee, Wrestling, Guy

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• What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?

  Bobby Heenan

  Eye, Chasing

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• They're living proof that the 3 stooges had children.

  Bobby Heenan

  Children, Wwe, Proof

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• There's nothing better than a good, blind referee.

  Bobby Heenan

  Easter, Yummy, Cycling

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• By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!

  Bobby Heenan

  Iron, Rings, Wrestlemania

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• He's not pointing to anybody, he's showing off how high he can count!

  Bobby Heenan

  Wwe, Pointing, Showing Off

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• Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.

  Bobby Heenan

  Missing, Motels, Curtains

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• I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.

  Bobby Heenan

  Mom, Dad, Home

  "SummerSlam". Fourth annual professional wrestling pay-per-view (PPV) event, August 26, 1991.

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