Nuts Quotes

• Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.

  Jim Davis

  Funny, Hilarious, Witty

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• I'm a nut, but not just a nut.

  Bill Murray

  Funny, Insanity

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut, that held its ground.

  David Icke

  Yesterday, Today, Mighty Oaks

  David Icke (1998). “The Biggest Secret”, David Icke Books

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• My weakness is chocolate - especially butterscotch and nut varieties.

  Twiggy

  Chocolate, Weakness, Butterscotch

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• Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

  Redd Foxx

  Funny, Lying, Stupid

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• God gives the nuts, but he does not crack them.

  Franz Kafka

  Tattoo, Food, Giving

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• I think being a little nuts is helpful.

  Carter Burwell

  Thinking, Littles, Helpful

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• I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.

  John Steinbeck

  Dog, Eye, Thinking

  John Steinbeck (2012). “The Portable Steinbeck”, p.42, Penguin

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• Everyone in my book accuses everyone else of being crazy. Frankly, I think the whole society is nuts - and the question is: What does a sane man do in an insane society?

  Joseph Heller

  Crazy, Book, Men

  "Heller's legacy will be 'Catch-22' ideas". archives.cnn.com. December 13, 1999.

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• Being nuts is its own reward.

  Roseanne Barr

  Rewards

  Roseanne, Roseanne Barr (1989). “Roseanne: my life as a woman”, Harpercollins

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• A fanatic is a nut who has something to believe in.

  Dean Koontz

  Believe, Literature, Fanatics

  "Lightning". Novel by Dean Koontz (Part II, Chapter 6.4), 1988.

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• You can't go wrong with some nuts. The key word is 'some.' Eat them one at a time, not by the handful.

  Summer Sanders

  Keys, Handful

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• When I was losing, they called me nuts. When I was winning they called me eccentric.

  Al McGuire

  Basketball, Winning, Eccentric

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• I love nuts. I'm for nuts. I am nuts.

  Penn Jillette

  Penn Jillette (2012). “God, No!: Signs You May Already Be an Atheist and Other Magical Tales”, p.84, Simon and Schuster

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• Every nut who kills people has a Bible lying around.

  Penn Jillette

  Lying, People

  "Magician Penn Jillette sees through the censors' tricks". Interview with Steve Kurtz, reason.com. April 1, 1994.

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• God often gives nuts to toothless people.

  Matt Groening

  People, Giving, Toothless

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• If your company has a clean-desk policy, the company is nuts and you're nuts to stay there.

  Tom Peters

  Office, Clean Desk, Desks

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• We'd go to the fraternity house. It was a good place to practice. But we really wanted the kids to overhear us. And whoever heard us would go nuts over it.

  Art Garfunkel

  Kids, Practice, Uprising

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• I'm a lifelong Disney nut.

  Leonard Maltin

  Lifelong

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• Well, I'm a tape-recording nut. I like to play my tapes.

  Tony Randall

  Play, Tape, Wells

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• And that movie was underrated - Nuts - because it deals with a terrible subject, but It's very well done.

  Eli Wallach

  Done, Terrible, Deals

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• I'd retired for about six or seven years. Coming back to the business, I found that I was sort of not quite a has-been, and it wasn't a new career, it was just kind of difficult to crack the nut, so to speak.

  Julie London

  Years, Careers, Cracks

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• Hollywood didn't know if I was an actor or a nut or if I was this crazy character I was playing. I had developed an image of being a little bit unusual, different and wild.

  Nicolas Cage

  Crazy, Character, Hollywood

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• Most people don't know who Ken Mehlman is. He's the chairman of the Republican Party, obviously, but what he's doing that Howard Dean isn't doing is spending a lot of time on the nuts and bolts of putting the party together.

  Susan Estrich

  Party, People, Together

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• I love playing strong women, even if theyre nuts.

  Karen Black

  Strong Women, Strong, Ifs

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