Nuts Quotes - Page 9

• If I don't run for a few days, I feel like my insides are dirty. The run kind of scrubs my veins and arteries, and then all starts to feel right with the world. I'm not one of those fanatical people that if I miss a run, I go nuts. But when it's something you love, you make sure you have the time to do it.

  Daryn Kagan

  Running, Dirty, Love You

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• I think that all creative people are a little bit nuts.

  Dolly Parton

  Thinking, People, Creative

  Twitter post from Feb 27, 2012

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• I'd like to apologize in advance for anything I may say or do that could be construed as offensive as I slowly go nuts!

  Jack O'Neill

  May, Apologizing, Offensive

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• Anything that can be put in a nut shell should remain there.

  Gregory David Roberts

  Shells, Should

  "Shantaram". Book by Gregory David Roberts, 2003.

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• Nut cases only succeed in multiple killings when
  they can be confident their prospective victims are disarmed.

  Vin Suprynowicz

  Succeed, Killing, Be Confident

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• What if we just acknowledged that we have a bad relationship, and we stuck it out, anyway? What if we admitted that we make each other nuts, we fight constantly and hardly ever have sex, but we can't live without each other, so we deal with it? And then we could spend our lives together - in misery, but happy to not be apart.

  Elizabeth Gilbert

  Sex, Fighting, Bad Relationship

  "Eat, Pray, Love: One Woman's Search for Everything Across Italy, India and Indonesia". Book by Elizabeth Gilbert, www.huffingtonpost.com. February 16, 2006.

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• Love your enemies and drive them nuts.

  Brother Dave Gardner

  Love You, Enemy, Love Your Enemies

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• To speak only of food inspections: the United States currently imports 80% of its seafood, 32% of its fruits and nuts, 13% of its vegetables, and 10% of its meats. In 2007, these foods arrived in 25,000 shipments a day from about 100 countries. The FDA was able to inspect about 1% of these shipments, down from 8% in 1992. In contrast, the USDA is able to inspect 16% of the foods under its purview. By one assessment, the FDA has become so short-staffed that it would take the agency 1,900 years to inspect every foreign plant that exports food to the United States.

  Marion Nestle

  Country, Fda, Agency

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• You've got to be able to hold a lot of contradictory ideas in your mind without going nuts. I feel like to do my job right, when I walk out on stage I've got to feel like it's the most important thing in the world. Also I've got to feel like, well, it's only rock and roll. Somehow you've got to believe both of those things.

  Bruce Springsteen

  Wisdom, Jobs, Believe

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• It is far better to be happy than to have your bodies act as graveyards for animals. Accordingly, the apostle [St.] Matthew partook of seeds, nuts and vegetables, without meat.

  Clement of Alexandria

  Animal, Vegetables, Meat

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• I guess this proves there are as many nuts in the Academy as anywhere else.

  Jack Nicholson

  Oscars, Prove, Academy

  Jack Nicholson's Academy Awards Acceptance Speech, aaspeechesdb.oscars.org. March 29, 1976.

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• See the genius in everyone you encounter. Just as the mountain cannot crack a nut though it can carry a forest on its back, so too does every living creature have its own perfection built into it.

  Wayne Dyer

  Inspiration, Perfection, Mountain

  FaceBook post by Dr. Wayne W. Dyer from Mar 19, 2012

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• I'm a little nuts. I'm a lot nuts. All I know is that in the midst of the madness of this world it's my therapy. The music touches my heartstrings.

  Gordon Lightfoot

  World, Littles, Madness

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• The plan of spiritual evolution is marked not only by God's will that we move ever in the direction of love, nut also by another of God's creative principles: that humanity has free will. What that means is that in any given moment, it is our choice whether we move toward love or retreat from it. What is not love is fear. But in the larger scheme of things, there is a limit past which lovelessness cannot remain. Fear is not life-giving enough to sustain itself. We can move in the direction of fear only so long before it brings us to our knees, or to our end.

  Marianne Williamson

  Spiritual, Moving, Mean

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  There is a tragic flaw in our precious constitution, and I don't know what can be done to fix it. This is it: Only nut cases want to be president.

  Kurt Vonnegut

  President, Done, Want

  Kurt Vonnegut (2013). “If This Isn't Nice, What Is?: Advice for the Young”, p.51, RosettaBooks

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• I really believe, or want to believe, really I am nuts, otherwise I'll never be sane.

  Allen Ginsberg

  Believe, Want, Sanity

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• Just to make sure the odd humanoid aberration doesn't get away, always pin it through the nuts.

  Ilona Andrews

  Aberration, Odd, Pins

  Ilona Andrews (2008). “Magic Burns”, p.45, Penguin

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• It's not in the mainstream media yet, but the biggest jump in skin cancer has occurred since the advent of sunscreens. That kind of thing makes me happy. The fact that people, in pursuit of a superficial look of health, give themselves a fatal disease. I love it when 'reasoning' human beings think they have figured out how to beat something and it comes right back and kicks them in the nuts. God bless the law of unintended consequences. And the irony is impressive: Healthy people, trying to look healthier, make themselves sick. Good!

  George Carlin

  Cancer, Thinking, Media

  George Carlin (1998). “Brain Droppings”, Hyperion

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• And people who don’t dream, who don’t have any kind of imaginative life, they must… they must go nuts. I can’t imagine that.

  Stephen King

  Dream, People, Imagination

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• If you spend all your time arguing with people who are nuts, you'll be exhausted and the nuts will still be nuts.

  Scott Adams

  People, Arguing, Exhausted

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• Be awesome! Be a book nut!

  Dr. Seuss

  Inspirational, Life, Being Yourself

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• Babe, you've destroyed a car, burned down two buildings, stapled a guy's nuts, and you have sixteen stitches in your leg. Take a night off. Have a glass of wine, watch some television, and go to bed early." -Ranger

  Janet Evanovich

  Wine, Night, Glasses

  Janet Evanovich (2009). “Lean Mean Thirteen”, p.183, Macmillan

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• Idiot people like Angel Delaporte who look for a supernatural reason for ordinary events, those people drive Misty nuts.

  Chuck Palahniuk

  Angel, People, Events

  Chuck Palahniuk (2003). “Diary: A Novel”, Doubleday Books

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• That’s us,” he said. “Those five nuts right there.” Which one is me?” I asked. The little deformed one,” Zoe suggested. Oh, shut up.

  Rick Riordan

  Littles, Acorns, Shut Up

  Rick Riordan (2007). “The Titan's curse”

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• America, to me, should be shouting all the time, a bunch of shouting voices, most of them wrong, some of them nuts, but please, not just one droning glamourous reasonable voice.

  George Saunders

  Voice, America, Should

  George Saunders (2006). “In Persuasion Nation”, p.29, Penguin

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