Jack O'Neill Quotes

• I'd like to apologize in advance for anything I may say or do that could be construed as offensive as I slowly go nuts!

  Jack O'Neill

  Nuts, May, Apologizing

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• Three most important things in life, surf, surf and surf.

  Jack O'Neill

  Things In Life, Surfing, Important

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• Does it say 'Colonel' anywhere on my uniform?

  Jack O'Neill

  Doe, Uniforms, Colonels

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• I'm just a surfer who wanted to build something that would allow me to surf longer.

  Jack O'Neill

  Surfing, Surf, Surfer

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• Second guessing a decision is a waste of time.

  Jack O'Neill

  Decision, Guessing, Waste

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• I remembered something. There's a man. He is bald and wears a short sleeve shirt. And somehow, he is important to me... I think his name is... Homer.

  Jack O'Neill

  Men, Thinking, Names

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• Never in the history of boredom has anyone been more bored than I am right now.

  Jack O'Neill

  Boredom, Bored, Right Now

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• How many times have I told you, don't get caught by the bad guys!

  Jack O'Neill

  Guy, Caught, Bad Guys

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• I wish I could say I didn't owe anything to anyone. But the truth is, I wouldn't be standing here if it wasn't for the courage and support of each and every one of you. I hope I can be as good a leader as we've had in the past and as good as you deserve.

  Jack O'Neill

  Past, Support, Leader

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• To be honest, I wouldn't mind one last jaunt through the old orifice.

  Jack O'Neill

  Mind, Lasts, Honest

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• Hammond is insisting SG-1 needs a sociopolitical nerd to offset our overwhelming coolness.

  Jack O'Neill

  Nerd, Needs, Overwhelming

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• What kind of archaeologist carries a weapon?

  Jack O'Neill

  Weapons, Kind, Window Of Opportunity

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• The Pentagon's lost entire countries.

  Jack O'Neill

  Country, Lost, Pentagon

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• Hypnosis. You know, I'm not a big fan of that bark like a chicken, cluck like a dog stuff.

  Jack O'Neill

  Dog, Hypnosis, Fans

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