Jerry Lawler Quotes

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• Helen Hart is the only person I know with an autographed copy of the Bible.

  Jerry Lawler

  Wrestling, Wwe, Helen

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• Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma.

  Jerry Lawler

  Naughty, Wwe, Insulted

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• As a baby, Bret Hart was so ugly that they had to put tinted windows on his incubator!

  Jerry Lawler

  Baby, Ugly, Window

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• You never really know a woman till you meet her in court.

  Jerry Lawler

  Wrestling, Court, Pro Wrestling

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• Panties aren't the greatest thing in the world, but they're next to them.

  Jerry Lawler

  World, Next, Panties

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I'm not embarrassed to be seen with younger women, except when I drop them off at school.

  Jerry Lawler

  School, Embarrassed

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Koko B. Ware is a crossword wrestler: he enters the ring vertically, and leaves horizontally.

  Jerry Lawler

  Wrestler, Rings, Crosswords

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• You know how I impress girls at the gym? I do pull ups: I pull up in a Corvette, in a Cadillac, and in a Mercedes.

  Jerry Lawler

  Girl, Cadillacs, Pull Ups

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• You know what they call a good looking girl in Philadelphia... a tourist.

  Jerry Lawler

  Girl, Philadelphia, Tourists

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• When you were born and your mom saw your face and your rear end, she said "Oh! Siamesse Twins!"

  Jerry Lawler

  Mom, Wwe, Faces

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• If the Japanese are so smart, why do they eat with sticks?

  Jerry Lawler

  Smart, Sticks, Ifs

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Jake Robert's wife is real ugly, but according to him that's nothing a six pack and a light switch can't fix.

  Jerry Lawler

  Real, Wrestling, Light

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• Being a 3-time Intercontinental champion doesn't make you a great wrestler, just like Larry King having 9 wives don't make him a great husband.

  Jerry Lawler

  Kings, Husband, Wife

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• When God said 'Let there be light', Mae Young threw the switch.

  Jerry Lawler

  Light, Said, Young

  Jerry Lawler (2003). “It's Good to Be the King... Sometimes”, World Wrestling Entertainment

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• When David killed Goliath, Mae Young called the cops.

  Jerry Lawler

  Wwe, Cop, Goliath

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• One man's trash is another man's girlfriend.

  Jerry Lawler

  Girlfriend, Men, Trash

  Jerry Lawler (2003). “It's Good to Be the King... Sometimes”, World Wrestling Entertainment

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• The only thing harder than Terry Funk's legs are his arteries.

  Jerry Lawler

  Legs, Arteries, Funk

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Crash Holly's so short, you can see his feet on his driver's licence photo.

  Jerry Lawler

  Wwe, Feet, Hollies

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• I don't know if he needs a tic tac or toilet paper.

  Jerry Lawler

  Wwe, Tic Tacs, Needs

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• Is he dancing or having a seizure?

  Jerry Lawler

  Wwe, Dancing, Seizures

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• What do Jake 'The Snake' Roberts and a beer bottle have in common? They're both empty from the neck up!

  Jerry Lawler

  Beer, Snakes, Jake

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• The only reason Jake 'The Snake' Roberts doesn't drink and drive anymore is because he is afraid he might hit a bump and spill his drink.

  Jerry Lawler

  Wrestling, Snakes, Jake

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• If at first you don't succeed, see if there is a prize for the losers.

  Jerry Lawler

  Firsts, Succeed, Loser

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• In this day and time, with no competition you are really walking a tightrope. I mean you may think that no competition is good, but in reality no competition is really bad.

  Jerry Lawler

  Mean, Good Day, Reality

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• Andy Kaufman's mom wanted a girl, his father wanted a boy, and they were both satisfied!

  Jerry Lawler

  Girl, Mom, Father

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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