Naughty Quotes

• Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip.

  Gary Allan

  Christmas, Journey, Santa

  Song: Let's Be Naughty

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• I was naughty. I wasn't bad. Bad is hurting people, doing evil. Naughty is not hurting anyone. Naughty is being amusing.

  Sydney Biddle Barrows

  Hurt, People, Evil

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• I'm a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind.

  Leelee Sobieski

  Romantic, Dirty, Mind

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I always thought of photography as a naughty thing to do - that was one of my favorite things about it, and when I first did it, I felt very perverse.

  Diane Arbus

  Photography, Favorites Things, Firsts

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• A girl's legs are her best friends...but even the best of friends must part.

  Redd Foxx

  Girl, Legs

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• If goodness is its own reward, shouldn't we get a little something for being naughty?

  Lauren Bacall

  Littles, Rewards, Goodness

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• Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.

  Robert Rubin

  Funny, Sunglasses, Birth Control

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• Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb.

  Yul Brynner

  Funny, Girl, Witty

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• A 'naughty pickle' is how I'd best describe myself. I think fun and laughter is the whole point of life.

  Celia Imrie

  Fun, Laughter, Thinking

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• Claudia... you've been a very very naughty little girl.

  Anne Rice

  Girl, Vampire, Littles

  "Interview with the Vampire: The Vampire Chronicles". www.imdb.com. 1994.

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• I am in love with girls that are bad and naughty and badass, and a little selfish, but I like to watch from a respectful distance!

  Dreama Walker

  Girl, Badass, Selfish

  "Dreama Walker's Ultimate Middle School Revenge" by Justine Harman, www.elle.com. April 10, 2012.

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• If they play dirty, then you play dirty.

  Lawrence Taylor

  Sports, Dirty, Play

  "Lawrence Taylor: Getting Blitzed" By Jon Robinson, www.ign.com. May 31, 2005.

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• I do quite naughty things now. I do like to be a bit sexy.

  Kylie Minogue

  Sexy, Naughty Things, Bits

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• A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are.

  Chauncey Depew

  Funny, Women, Silly

  "FPA Book of Quotations : A New Collection of Famous Sayings". Book by Franklin Pierce Adams, 1952.

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• I'm a naughty sweetheart.

  Jessica Simpson

  Sweetheart

  "The Case for Jessica Simpson" by Lisa Taddeo, www.esquire.com. October 6, 2008.

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• Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring.

  S. J. Perelman

  Love, Anniversary, Valentines Day

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• Let's not get naughty. How about homicidal instead?

  Lora Leigh

  Homicidal

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• Of course I'm naughty. I've always had to compete for attention, you see.

  Rachel Johnson

  Attention, Courses

  "Rachel Johnson: 'The "Boris's sister" thing pisses me off'". Interview with Elizabeth Day, www.theguardian.com. November 10, 2012.

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• And if I were a naughty little boy, the idea is to spank me into good behavior?

  Marquis de Sade

  Boys, Ideas, Littles

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• Everybody is naughty, everybody is good.

  Rob Lowe

  "New Again: Rob Lowe". Interview with Mike Sager, www.interviewmagazine.com. September 7, 2016.

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• Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma.

  Jerry Lawler

  Wwe, Insulted, Coma

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• We all worry about the population explosion, but we don't worry about it at the right time.

  Art Hoppe

  Worry, Population, Birth Control

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• I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person

  John Travolta

  Believe, Inspiration, Love And Marriage

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• If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail.

  Ricky Gervais

  Jail, Boss, Looks

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• It is not when truth is dirty, but when it is shallow, that the lover of knowledge is reluctant to step into its waters.

  Friedrich Nietzsche

  Dirty, Water, Steps

  Friedrich Nietzsche (1977). “The Portable Nietzsche”, p.107, Penguin

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