Horny Quotes

• You make me feel like a candy apple, red and horny.

  Paula Cole

  Apples, Red, Compliment

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• If I ain't horny, I check to see if my heart's beatin'.

  Richard Pryor

  Heart, Checks, Ifs

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• Ultimately, I want to make everyone horny.

  Patti Smith

  Music, Want

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• I'm so horny the crack of dawn isn't safe.

  John Sandford

  Dawn, Cracks, Safe

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• Love is what still goes on when you're not horny.

  Robert A. Heinlein

  Friendship, Love Is, Goes On

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• I think I'm hornier than most dudes. I'm not a selfish lover - but the bottom line is... I guess I am horny. I'm insatiable. I can never get enough.

  Rude Jude

  Selfish, Thinking, Lines

  "'Can you imagine the pain? I understand the pain'". Interview with Jane Marie, logger.believermag.com. August 14, 2015.

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• I can always be distracted by love, but eventually I get horny for my creativity.

  Gilda Radner

  Love, Creativity, Ignorance

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• I'm so horny the crack of dawn better watch out.

  Tom Waits

  Dawn, Cracks, Watches

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• Talk of the devil, and his horns appear.

  Samuel Taylor Coleridge

  Devil, Horns

  Samuel Taylor Coleridge, Sara Coleridge Coleridge (1834). “Biographia Literaria: Or, Biographical Sketches of My Literary Life and Opinions”, p.339

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• The big mistake that men make is that when they turn thirteen or fourteen and all of a sudden they've reached puberty, they believe that they like women. Actually, you're just horny. It doesn't mean you like women any more at twenty-one than you did at ten.

  George William Curtis

  Teenage, Mistake, Believe

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• Mine is the horny hand of toil.

  John Singer Sargent

  Hands, Toil, Mines

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• I want a horny little Jewish princess.

  Frank Zappa

  Princess, Want, Littles

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• If our history can challenge the next wave of musicians to keep moving and changing, to keep spiritually hungry and horny, that's what it's all about.

  Carlos Santana

  Moving, Challenges, Musician

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• I like talking about sex. Especially when I'm horny, but even when I'm not.

  John Travolta

  Sex, Talking

  Source: www.interviewmagazine.com

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• Halloween revolves around delicious candy, excessive alcohol, and horny women dressed as sluts. This also describes my vision of Heaven.

  Tucker Max

  Halloween, Alcohol, Heaven

  Tucker Max (2012). “Hilarity Ensues”, p.77, Simon and Schuster

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• There's a hell of a lot of horny people out there who are not being gratified in the way they should be.

  Colleen McCullough

  People, Way, Hell

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• Life is a constant oscillation between the sharp horns of dilemmas.

  H. L. Mencken

  Funny, Life, Choices

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• No man is born into the world whose work is not born with him.

  Irving Stone

  Strength, Men, Toil

  Irving Stone (1981). “Irving Stone, three complete novels”, Random House Value Publishing

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• When men have money and power they get turned on, sexually. They get horny as hell. Can't imagine why, though.

  Penelope Spheeris

  Men, Hell, Imagine

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• The coke made me incredibly horny.

  George Carlin

  Coke, Made

  Source: reprints.longform.org

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• Men have only two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.

  Adi Da

  Hilarious, Men, Two

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• And blessed are the horny hands of toil.

  James Russell Lowell

  Blessed, Hands, Toil

  "A Glance Behind the Curtain" l. 205 (1843)

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• No man is born into the world whose work Is not born with him. There is always work, And tools to work withal, for those who will; And blessed are the horny hands of toil.

  James Russell Lowell

  Work, Blessed, Men

  'A Glance Behind the Curtain' (1844)

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• I have rejected Juventus four times; it's a beautiful pussy that doesn't get me horny.

  Antonio Cassano

  Beautiful, Pussy, Four

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• Eat only when you are hungry. Drink only when you're thirsty. Sleep only when you're tired. Screw only when you're horny.

  Al Neuharth

  Inspirational, Tired, Sleep

  Al Neuharth (1992). “Confessions of an S.O.B.”, Signet

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