Pussy Quotes

• I make a pussy purr with the stroke of my hand.

  Ted Nugent

  Hands, Strokes

  "Song: 'Cat Scratch Fever'". 1977.

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• She call me the referee cause I be so official. My shirt aint got no stripes but I can make that pussy whistle.

  Drake

  Humble, Stripes, Causes

  "Song: Best I Ever Had". February 13, 2009.

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• If I'm gonna commit suicide, I'll go out eatin' pussy to death.

  Dave Mustaine

  Suicide, Commit, Ifs

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• You ain't as hard as you act. When I GPS 'pussy,' I end up at your welcome mat.

  Vakill

  Rap, Gps, Hip Hop

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• Money and good pussy's a fatal attraction for men.

  Ja Rule

  Men, Evil, Fatal Attraction

  Song: Never Thought, Album: R.U.L.E., 2004

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• Got that super soaker pussy pop like cola coka. Plus it's tighter than a choker, got em smilin like the joker.

  Nicki Minaj

  Ems, Bragging, Chokers

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• I don't need anything as long as I have my family, friends, millions of dollars, unlimited pussy.

  Bo Burnham

  Long, Dollars, Needs

  Reddit AMA, www.reddit.com. December 19, 2013.

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• Call me Sunshine, pussy spread like the rainbow.

  Lil' Kim

  Sunshine, Rainbow, Call Me

  Song: Spend a Little Doe

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• R.I.P. (Rest in pussy).

  Lil Wayne

  Hip Hop

  Song: Rich As Fuck, 2013

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• Ladies, you may not realize this, understand this, or even believe this, but everything else we do is ultimately for you. Men don't do anything-create art, build businesses, donate to charity, invent things, or do anything noteworthy-for any reason other than to impress women, and thus get them to have sex with us. If women didn't exist, we'd still just be naked grunting apes living in caves. In a very real way, pussy is the key to human civilization. You don't have to like it, but it's a fact; if you understand it, you understand men.

  Tucker Max

  Art, Sex, Real

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• Do you realize that if the pilgrims have been chasing bobcats instead of turkeys.. we'd all be eating pussy on Thanksgiving?!

  Redd Foxx

  Turkeys, Bobcats, Realizing

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• Drink beer, smoke dope, and eat pussy until your jaw breaks

  Phil Anselmo

  Beer, Dope, Drink

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• If your pussy was so good, you would drive a better car.

  Katt Williams

  Funny, Humor, Car

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• Give 'em a pussy invite.

  Lil' Kim

  Sex, Giving, Ems

  "Do What You Like". Song by Larceny, K. Raphael, Kimberly Jones, Jamel Fisher, James Lloyd, 2000.

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• Pussy cat, pussy cat, I love you, yes I do. You and your pussy cat nose.

  Tom Jones

  Love You, Cat, Animal

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• Valentine's Day was created by the greeting card industry to get pussy.

  Anthony Jeselnik

  Valentine, Cards, Greeting Card

  Twitter post from Feb 14, 2012

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• Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.

  Bo Burnham

  Book, Good Book, Yeah

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• I CAN MAKE YOUR PUSSY WHISTLE LIKE THE ANDY GRIFFITH THEME SONG.

  Drake

  Song, Hip Hop, Theme

  Song: Best I Ever Had, 2009

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• It's nice having a heart and a pussy too!

  Michelle Rodriguez

  Nice, Heart

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• Pussy really is the ultimate motivator of all mankind. No, don't clap, this is a flaw in the system!

  Doug Stanhope

  Flaws, Mankind, Ultimate

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• Can't wait to show my girls he sucked the piss out of my pussy.

  Lil' Kim

  Girl, Social Taboos, Waiting

  Song: "Suck My Dick" By Lil Kim

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• Some men don't eat pussy. I think those men are pussies.

  CJ Roberts

  Men, Thinking

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• Hard, you know what I'm thinking, took the panties off and the pussy wasn't stinking.

  Eazy-E

  Sex, Thinking, Panties

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• Please don't bite baby,
  I got some bomb ass pussy from a white lady...
  She let me hide my weed in her titties

  Lil Wayne

  Weed, Baby, Rap

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• Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he calling me NyQuil

  Nicki Minaj

  Sleep, Calling, Bragging

  Song: Anaconda 2.0, Album: The Pinkprint, 2014

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