Horny Quotes - Page 2

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  Because of his hormones, he only has three emotions: crabby, hungry, horny.

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  Sherry Argov

  Three, Emotion, Hungry

  Sherry Argov, “Why Men Love Bitches: From Doormat to Dreamgirl—A Woman's Guide to Holding Her Own in a Relationship”

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• To be honest, I think love is complete bullshit. I don't think anyone ever loves anyone. I think the best people ever get is horny; horny and scared, so when they find someone who makes them horny, and they get too scared of the world outside, they stay together and they call it love.

  Neil Gaiman

  Love Is, Thinking, People

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• I would think, if you were horny enough, there'd come a time when it was hos before bros.

  Dana Gould

  Thinking, Enough, Bros

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• I want people to FEEL something... If it's sadness, anger, horny, happiness whatever! As long as it doesn't just pass you by.

  Tove Lo

  Sadness, Long, People

  Source: www.coupdemainmagazine.com

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• I've seldom seen a horny player walk into a bar and not let out exactly what he did for a living.

  Johnny Bench

  Player, Bars, Walks

  "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I was so horny in school it felt like my body was filled with electricity. I felt like I had neon bones or something.

  Patti Smith

  School, Body, Neon

  Source: www.oceanstar.com

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• I hate to blow my own horn, but I gave a lot of people fits.

  Bo Jackson

  Hate, Blow, People

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• They really make sex into such a horrible thing and how terrible anything related to sex is, but isn't that why we're all here? We wouldn't be here at all if two people in our past hadn't been horny for each other, that's how it works. So we can't continue unless people keep being horny for each other, that's just the way it is.

  Brad Warner

  Sex, Past, Two

  Source: theindiespiritualist.com

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• I’m going out, remember?” I prodded. “And I’m going to drink too much, which makes me horny. Don’t forget to take your vitamins, ace.

  Sylvia Day

  Going Out, Too Much, Vitamins

  Sylvia Day (2013). “Entwined with You”, p.72, Penguin

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• A horny Igbo girl's nipple can be used to crush diamond

  Pete Edochie

  Crush, Girl, Nipples

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• I was horny, but I was innocent 'cause I was a real-late bloomer and not particularly attractive. In fact, homely.

  Patti Smith

  Real, Causes, Facts

  Source: www.oceanstar.com

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• I'm kind of horny, conventional methods of making love kind of bore me.

  LL Cool J

  Making Love, Kind, Method

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• Discontented women dream of being rescued by Prince Charming. Discontented men dream of finding a horny blond in the back seat ofa taxi.

  Mason Cooley

  Dream, Men, Charming

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• I'd rather play a tune on a horn, but I've always felt that I didn't want to train myself. Because when you get a train, you've got to have an engine and a caboose. I think it's better to train the caboose. You train yourself, you strain yourself.

  Don Van Vliet

  Thinking, Play, Want

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• There is always work, and tools to work withal, for those, who will.

  Henry Ward Beecher

  Toil, Tools, Labor

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• Mainly I was able to perform with music - I played the French horn, I would sing, and I was a drummer in the pipe band. So I think it was a way to show off.

  Ewan McGregor

  Thinking, Band, Able

  Interview with Adrian Wootton, www.theguardian.com. October 23, 2002.

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• Each instrument has something to say to you. It's got its own character. Each horn has its own character and will say to you certain things. If you violate that, it's almost a sacrilege!

  Jerome Richardson

  Character, Horns, Certain

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• I learned, too, how it was possible with the help of the picture and action to transform an apparently insignificant violin passage into an incident, and to lift a simple horn call into a thing of stupendous significance by means of scenic emphasis.

  Anton Seidl

  Mean, Simple, Violin

  Anton Seidl (2014). “On Conducting”, p.102, Parrot Press

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  Music is your own experience, your own thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn. They teach you there's a boundary line to music. But, man, there's no boundary line to art.

  Charlie Parker

  Music, Art, Men

  Quoted in Nat Shapiro and Nat Hentoff, Hear Me Talkin' to Ya (1955)

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• Why is Anthony Amowitz using his pimp smile on you?” “You’re only calling him a pimp because he’s here. At Marcie’s.” “Yeah, so?” “He’s being nice.” I elbowed her. “Smile back.” “Being nice? He’s being horny.

  Becca Fitzpatrick

  Nice, Pimp, Calling

  Becca Fitzpatrick (2013). “The Complete Hush, Hush Saga: includes Hush, Hush; Crescendo; Silence and Finale”, p.412, Simon and Schuster

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• I play drums, clarinet, saxophone, trumpet, french horn, piano.

  Norman Wisdom

  Play, Piano, Saxophone

  "Personal Quotes/ Biography". www.imdb.com.

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• I am associated with techno epics.

  Trevor Horn

  Epic, Techno

  "Horn of plenty". Interview with Will Hodgkinson, www.theguardian.com. November 5, 2004.

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• I feel sorry for high school teams still named the Cougars. Now what does the coach say? Get out there and play like horny old ladies!

  Dana Gould

  Sorry, Team, School

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• But if I didn't have to make money, I would still play my horn.

  Sonny Rollins

  Play, Making Money, Horns

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• I hate having to read the manual.

  Trevor Horn

  Hate, I Hate, Manuals

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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