Pimp Quotes

• Pimp stands for Positive Intellectual Motivated Person. It has nothing to do with selling sex for money.

  Christian Finnegan

  Sex, Intellectual, Selling

  "Best Week Ever", www.imdb.com. (2004-).

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• Pimpin' ain't dead 'cause I be the life line.

  Lil Wayne

  Lines, Causes, Life Line

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• If you're crying under fire, then you wasn't built for war.
  If a pimp took your girl, then your girl was never yours.

  MF Grimm

  Girl, War, Rap

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• Niggas frown when you up and smile when you down. And when you change for the better, shife fools stop comin' around.

  Pimp C

  Down And, Fool, Change For The Better

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• Women say they want a man who knows what a woman's worth. That's a pimp.

  Rich Hall

  Men, Want, Knows

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• Life is full of hardships, pimp slaps, and sorrow.

  Coolio

  Sorrow, Hardship, Life Is

  "Song: "The Revolution" ("Gangsta's Paradise")". 1995.

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• Well, I'm too old to pimp, and too young to die, so I'm just gonna keep playin'

  Clark Terry

  Jazz, Young, Wells

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• Taking somebody's money without permission is stealing, unless you work for the IRS; then it's taxation. Killing people en masse is homicidal mania, unless you work for the Army; then it's National Defense. Spying on your neighbors is invasion of privacy, unless you work for the FBI; then it's National Security. Running a whorehouse makes you a pimp and poisoning people makes you a murderer, unless you work for the CIA; then it's counter-intelligence.

  Robert Anton Wilson

  Running, Army, People

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• I think pimp, therefore i am.

  Katt Williams

  Funny, Humor, Thinking

  FaceBook post by Katt Williams from Sep 19, 2016

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• You a lame so yo dame playin mind games;
  I'm a pimp so I stay in that mind frame.

  Lil' Flip

  Games, Hip Hop, Mind

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• You can't have a conscience in the pimp game.

  Mark Wahlberg

  Games, Conscience

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• I talk slicker than a pimp from Augusta who just had his linen suit dry-cleaned

  Drake

  Humble, Dry, Suits

  Song: Paris Morton Music

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• Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.

  Tiger Woods

  Basketball, Sports, Sexy

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• The pimp has a grin, never a smile.

  Jean Genet

  Jean Genet (1994). “The Balcony”, p.26, Grove/Atlantic, Inc.

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• My father said, Bring along your best girl. This is something you say to a pimp!

  Bill Maher

  Girl, Father, Said

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• My name is "A Pimp named Slickback" Wait... A Pimp?? ... Named Slickback. Yes, please say the whole thing if you would. Yes, that includs the "A Pimp Named" part. Yes Tom, everytime.

  Katt Williams

  Funny, Humor, Names

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• I think I'd be a good pimp cuz I'd never beat my ho's.

  Scott Caan

  Thinking, Cuz, Beats

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• You can't slit the throat of everyone whose character it would improve.

  Al Swearengen

  Character, Criminals, Murder

  "Fictional character: Al Swearengen". "Deadwood" TV series, Season 1, Episode 10: "Mister Wu", May 23, 2004.

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• God is not a watchmaker. God is a pimp.

  Anthony Capella

  Anthony Capella (2009). “The Various Flavours Of Coffee”, p.247, Hachette UK

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• The prostitutes worked for a pimp now. He was splendid and cruel. He was a god to them. He took their free will away from them, which was perfectly all right. They didn't want it anyway. It was as though they had surrendered themselves to Jesus, for instance, so they could live unselfishly and trustingly-except that they had surrendered to a pimp instead.

  Kurt Vonnegut

  Jesus, Stupidity, Want

  Kurt Vonnegut (1999). “Breakfast of Champions: Or, Goodbye Blue Monday!”, CNIB, 197

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• Yo I'm seventeen, already sniffin blow. I tell my friends its asthmary time I itch my throat, I got a new show for MTV, Pimp My Boat.

  Tyler, The Creator

  Blow, Mtv, Boat

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• The frame is the pimp of painting; it enhances it, but it must never shine at the painting's expense.

  Edgar Degas

  Shining, Painting, Expenses

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• When you leave a pimp, you leave with nothing.

  Annie Lobert

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• All fighters are prostitutes and all promoters are pimps

  Larry Holmes

  Boxing, Fighter, Promoters

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• Little by little, the pimps have taken over the world. They don't do anything, they don't make anything - they just stand there and take their cut.

  Jean Giraudoux

  Business, Taken, Cutting

  Jean Giraudoux (1974). “The Madwoman of Chaillot: Comedy in Two Acts”, p.32, Dramatists Play Service Inc

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