Jerry Lawler Quotes About Wrestling

Quotes about: Wrestling

• Helen Hart is the only person I know with an autographed copy of the Bible.

  Jerry Lawler

  Wrestling, Wwe, Helen

• You know, Alundra Blayze, with her looks could star in TV westerns...if she had two more legs.

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  Stars, Wrestling, Two

• The only reason Jake 'The Snake' Roberts doesn't drink and drive anymore is because he is afraid he might hit a bump and spill his drink.

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  Wrestling, Snakes, Jake

• As they say, anything can happen in the World Wrestling Federation.

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  Wrestling, Say Anything, World

• You never really know a woman till you meet her in court.

  Jerry Lawler

  Wrestling, Court, Pro Wrestling

• Jake [Roberts] is feeling a little under the weather. He has bar-thritis. That's when because stiffin' a different joint every night.

  Jerry Lawler

  Wrestling, Night, Weather

• Helen Hart is so old, she remembers when the Dead Sea was sick.

  Jerry Lawler

  Wrestling, Sea, Sick

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• Jake Robert's wife is real ugly, but according to him that's nothing a six pack and a light switch can't fix.

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  Real, Wrestling, Light

• Sunny didn't make a fool out of Phineas, God beat her to that.

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  Wrestling, Fool, Sunny

• Hey Mark Henry, where are your gold medals? We all know that if Mark Henry won a gold medal he'd just take it and have it bronzed.

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  Wrestling, Gold, Hey

• OSHA had come in and looked at the channel 5 studios and it sort of had something to do with wrestling, but they found that there were some safety concerns that had to be addressed.

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  Wrestling, Safety, Found

• This man can make a horror movie without makeup.

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  Wrestling, Makeup, Men

• I don't think that McMahon thinks very much about the fact that J.R and I have been successful. I don't think that McMahon thinks the wrestling announcers really have that much to contribute the show.

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  Wrestling, Successful, Thinking

• When I'm in bed with a woman, my favorite move is a wrestling hold called the lip lock

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  Moving, Wrestling, Bed

• Judging from what looks like the popularity of this classic wrestling show is that the people like what they have grown to know and love here in Memphis

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  Wrestling, People, Judging

• ECW stands for Extremely Crappy Wrestling.

  Jerry Lawler

  Funny, Wrestling, Wwe

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