When you were born and your mom saw your face and your rear end, she said "Oh! Siamesse Twins!"
Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I meet the women of my dreams.
Andy Kaufman's mom wanted a girl, his father wanted a boy, and they were both satisfied!
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