Pro Wrestling Quotes

• On top of all that, look at this guy? I mean he's a idiot, he's 7 feet of pure idiot. You put his brain in a parakeet... zing! It'll fly backwards.

  Dwayne Johnson

  Mean, Wrestling, Feet

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• Kick him when he's down, he's easier to reach.

  Scott Hall

  Wrestling, Easier, Kicks

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• This crowd is letting Kurt know that he sucks. Just in case he had forgotten.

  Jim Ross

  Wrestling, Crowds, Forgotten

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• It doesn't make you bad losing to Rob Van Dam... it just makes you like everybody else.

  Rob Van Dam

  Wrestling, Dams, Losing

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• The only reason Jake 'The Snake' Roberts doesn't drink and drive anymore is because he is afraid he might hit a bump and spill his drink.

  Jerry Lawler

  Wrestling, Snakes, Jake

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• Did your parents build knows you a swing facing a wall when you were a kid?

  Roddy Piper

  Wall, Kids, Wrestling

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• Hard work pays off, dreams come true. Bad times don't last, but BAD GUYS do.

  Scott Hall

  Dream, Hard Work, Wwe

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• I think pro wrestling doesn't seem to get a lot of mainstream attention until somebody dies.

  CM Punk

  Wrestling, Thinking, Attention

  Source: www.gq.com

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• Whether you like it or not, learn to love it, because its the best thing going. Wooooo!

  Ric Flair

  Wrestling, You Like It, Best Things

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• The best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be

  Bret Hart

  Wrestling, Wwe, Wwf

  Bret Hart (2009). “Hitman: My Real Life in the Cartoon World of Wrestling”, p.320, Random House

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• I would rather hurt a man...than love a woman.

  Mick Foley

  Hurt, Wrestling, Men

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• Professional wrestling has moved so far to the athleticism side and people are overly indulging in the stunt monkeys, but that's why there are so many injuries all the time. You need to break open your soul, break open your mind, and remember that pro wrestling is magic.

  Matt Hardy

  Wrestling, People, Soul

  Source: www.si.com

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• This guy makes coffee nervous.

  Bobby Heenan

  Coffee, Wrestling, Guy

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• Ric Flair, the Slim Whitman of Pro-Wrestling.

  Roddy Piper

  Wrestling, Slim, Flair

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• This leg will be known as Christmas, and this leg will be known as New Year's Eve! Ladies...why don't you all come visit the Big Valbowski between the holidays.

  Val Venis

  New Year, Holiday, Wrestling

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• Ric Flair, you once called me a woman. Well, what I want to know is, how does it feel to get beat by a woman?

  Roddy Piper

  Wrestling, Wwe, Doe

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• Now, Bad Ass, you run your mouth about Summerslam. Well, here's the situation. The Rock says this, if the Rock hits you he'll kill you. If he misses, the wind behind the punch will give you pneumonia and you'll die anyway, so the choice is yours, jabroni.

  Dwayne Johnson

  Running, Wrestling, Bad Ass

  "Line-O-Rama: The Rock Says" by Matt Fowler, www.ign.com. July 02, 2009.

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• To be that man, you've got to beat the man. Woooo!

  Ric Flair

  Wrestling, Men, He Man

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• I think health-wise, pro-wrestling is probably ten times worse for you than MMA.

  CM Punk

  Wise, Wrestling, Thinking

  "Cm Punk On Bringing New Eyes To UFC, Fan Concerns And Thriving Under Pressure". Interview With Matt Fowler, www.ign.com. December 19, 2014.

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• Missy is really a man. She's a cross dresser. She hangs out with Sammartino. They shave each other's back.

  Paul Heyman

  Wrestling, Men, Crosses

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• Rowdy Roddy cut his locks; but don't worry woman, he's still a fox.

  Roddy Piper

  Wrestling, Cutting, Wwe

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• They look like to carp going after the same piece of corn.

  Jesse Ventura

  Wrestling, Looks, Pieces

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• I encourage you to find your punk-rock, your lucha-libre, your pro-wrestling

  Amy Dumas

  Wrestling, Rocks, Punk

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• You'll find sympathy in the dictionary between sh*t and suicide.

  Roddy Piper

  Suicide, Wrestling, Dictionary

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• Pro wrestling is not fake; it's sports entertainment. We go out there and we perform, and a lot of what we do out there is real, but we're not going to insult anyone's intelligence - there is a predetermined winner. It's just the fans don't know who it is, and that's what makes it so intriguing.

  Kurt Angle

  Sports, Real, Wrestling

  Interview with Jon Robinson, www.ign.com. June 23, 2005.

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