Jerry Lawler Quotes - Page 3

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• How could Triple H EVER be mad, how could he EVER have a bad day? How would you like to be married to her?! Wake up in a wonderful mood every morning. I mean, look at that!

  Jerry Lawler

  Morning, Mean, Bad Day

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• When John Cena came to Raw, he immediately got off on the wrong foot with Eric Bischoff. Eric Bischoff said that he thought John Cena was a would be Eminem, and Lord knows one Eminem is enough, but since that time, I have come to respect and really like this kid. This John Cena is a good guy. You can't say anything differently than that.

  Jerry Lawler

  Kids, Wwe, Feet

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• You lost weight? Look around, you'll find it.

  Jerry Lawler

  Wwe, Looks, Weight

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• J.R.'s got moves like Jagger!

  Jerry Lawler

  Moving, Wwe, Jagger

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• It used to be that Shamrock was the world's most dangerous man, but now Shamrock is the world's most dangerous speedbump.

  Jerry Lawler

  Men, Wwe, World

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• ECW stands for Extremely Crappy Wrestling.

  Jerry Lawler

  Funny, Wrestling, Wwe

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• Cena with the WWE Title, Randy Orton with the Money In The Bank briefcase, & Daniel Bryan with the beard.

  Jerry Lawler

  Wwe, Titles, Beard

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• I've been here for nine years, and over that time, these people have become like my family.

  Jerry Lawler

  Years, People, Nine

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• We've finally told the world that this is sports entertainment, and I think one of the best forms of entertainment is anything that's fun or funny, something that you really enjoy watching or listening to

  Jerry Lawler

  Sports, Fun, Thinking

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• Speaking of birthday suits, I think Mae Young's needs ironing!

  Jerry Lawler

  Thinking, Wwe, Needs

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• I'd like to retain Trish Stratus's services.

  Jerry Lawler

  Wwe

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• Can I press one for English?

  Jerry Lawler

  Wwe, Presses

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• Go back to your bingo hall.

  Jerry Lawler

  Funny, Wwe, Bingo

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• Jake 'The Snake's' two best friends are Jim Beam & Jack Daniels.

  Jerry Lawler

  Two Best Friends, Snakes, Jake

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• The Dudleys are going to get the VIP treatment this Sunday-- Very Intense Pain!

  Jerry Lawler

  Pain, Sunday, Vip

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• A little sex on TV never hurt anyone...unless you fall off!

  Jerry Lawler

  Hurt, Sex, Fall

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes".

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• Dolph Ziggler reminds me of Santa; everywhere he goes he brings an old bag with him.

  Jerry Lawler

  Wwe, Bags, Santa

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• Are you ready for some puppies?!

  Jerry Lawler

  Wwe, Puppy, Ready

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• OSHA had come in and looked at the channel 5 studios and it sort of had something to do with wrestling, but they found that there were some safety concerns that had to be addressed.

  Jerry Lawler

  Wrestling, Safety, Found

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• I'm an artist and I can draw very well. I'm amazed that everybody can't draw well because I can do it so effortlessly.

  Jerry Lawler

  Artist, Because I Can, Wells

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• Paul Bearer is so fat, he has his own gravitational pull!

  Jerry Lawler

  Fats

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I've seen a lot of real out-of-line attitudes since I have been in the WWF and those people are still there or are getting a second or third chance or something like that.

  Jerry Lawler

  Attitude, Real, Second Chance

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• I don't know of any wrestler who hasn't, at one time or another, been with a fan. One time I met a woman at a match in Tennessee, and afterward we went to a little roadside motel. We checked in, went to the room, and enjoyed each other for an hour or so.

  Jerry Lawler

  Littles, Rooms, Fans

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• I don't think it's blowing my own horn to say the show is not as good. There was chemistry there that took years and years to build and now that's gone. The commentary is lacking.

  Jerry Lawler

  Thinking, Years, Horny

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• The fats dented the flats.

  Jerry Lawler

  Funny, Wwe, Fats

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