Jerry Lawler Quotes - Page 2

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Cheating is only cheating when you get caught.

Jerry Lawler

Cheating, Caught

"Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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Ahmed Johnson came from a neighborhood where the most common words heard was, You have the right to remain silent.

Jerry Lawler

Common, Silent, Neighborhood

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This man can make a horror movie without makeup.

Jerry Lawler

Wrestling, Makeup, Men

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But if I've heard this saying once, I've heard it a thousand times- everything happens for a reason. And possibly it does. I just haven't found the reason that this all happened yet.

Jerry Lawler

Everything Happens For A Reason, Doe, Found

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If at first you don't succeed, see if there is a prize for the losers.

Jerry Lawler

Firsts, Succeed, Loser

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Her, Me, whipped cream, handcuffs. Any questions?

Jerry Lawler

Wwe, Whipped Cream, Cream

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Helen Hart is so old, she remembers when the Dead Sea was sick.

Jerry Lawler

Wrestling, Sea, Sick

Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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Women! Can't live with 'em, no resale value.

Jerry Lawler

Ems, Values

"Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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Dustin Runnels came up to me and asked me if I made my peace with God today. I don't know if I ever had a fight with him.

Jerry Lawler

Fighting, Peace With God, Today

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You know, Alundra Blayze, with her looks could star in TV westerns...if she had two more legs.

Jerry Lawler

Stars, Wrestling, Two

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There is an old adage: love thy neighbor, but don't get caught.

Jerry Lawler

Neighbor, Caught, Adages

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If Mark Henry was the Titanic, the iceberg would've sank!

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Mark, Iceberg, Ifs

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Paul Bearer has more chins than a Chinese phone book!

Jerry Lawler

Book, Redneck, Phones

"Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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When most people get drunk, they see snakes. But, when snakes get drunk, they see Jake Roberts!

Jerry Lawler

Snakes, People, Drunk

"Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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Of course, the whole Andy Kaufman angle was classic. I'm real proud of that. I mean that is something people are still talking about 20 years later, making movies about and that sort of thing. I mean not a day goes by that someone doesn't mention Andy Kaufman to me

Jerry Lawler

Real, Mean, Talking

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Foley looks like an un-made bed.

Jerry Lawler

Funny, Wwe, Looks

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I'm not a racist like Bret Hart, I hate everyone equally!

Jerry Lawler

Hate, Racist, Hart

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I asked Sunny if she would ever consider dating you. She said she would rather give birth to a porcupine on fire.

Jerry Lawler

Fire, Wwe, Giving

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If charisma were rain, Blackman would be a desert.

Jerry Lawler

Rain, Wwe, Would Be

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You know what they say in Arkansas...manure happens.

Jerry Lawler

Arkansas, Happens, Knows

"Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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As they say, anything can happen in the World Wrestling Federation.

Jerry Lawler

Wrestling, Say Anything, World

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What's twelve inches long and hangs in front on ass, Mankind's tie.

Jerry Lawler

Funny, Wwe, Ties

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Hey Mark Henry, where are your gold medals? We all know that if Mark Henry won a gold medal he'd just take it and have it bronzed.

Jerry Lawler

Wrestling, Gold, Hey

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Michael Cole, what did you get for Christmas? Except drunk.

Jerry Lawler

Wwe, Drunk

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When I'm in bed with a woman, my favorite move is a wrestling hold called the lip lock

Jerry Lawler

Moving, Wrestling, Bed

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Born: November 29, 1949
Occupation: Professional Wrestler
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