Dating Quotes - Page 14

• Keep dating and you will become so sick, so badly crippled, so deformed, so emotionally warped and mentally defective that you will marry anybody.

  Florence King

  Sick, Defective, Crippled

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• We're taught that in life, we should try to look on the bright side. Not in this case. In this case, assume rejection first. Assume you're the rule, not the exception. It's liberating. But we also know it's not an easy concept. -He's not just into you

  Greg Behrendt

  Truth, Rejection, Trying

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• Do Mom and Dad know you’re dating a homicidal lunatic? (Madaug) No, and if you tell them, I’ll superglue your fingertips to your keyboard. (Eric)

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  Mom, Dad, Eric

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• Men don't settle down because of the right woman. They settle down because they are finally ready for it. Whatever woman they're dating when they get ready is the one they settle down with, not necessarily the best one or the prettiest, just the one who happened to be on hand when the time got to be right. Unromantic, but still true.

  Laurell K. Hamilton

  Inspirational, Marriage, Men

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• I unfolded the note, and it took me a few seconds to decipher Adrian’s writing. If he did write me a dating proposal, I really hoped he would type it.

  Richelle Mead

  Writing, Proposal, Notes

  Richelle Mead (2009). “Blood Promise: A Vampire Academy Novel”, p.262, Penguin

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• Women with pasts interest men because they hope history will repeat itself.

  Mae West

  Funny, Sarcastic, Witty

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• Psychotics, say what you want about them, tend to make the first move.

  David Foster Wallace

  Moving, Want, Firsts

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• I nearly dropped the plate I held. "You've asked me out tons of times." "Not really. I've made inapproprite suggestions and frequently pushed for nudity. But I've never asked you out on a real date. And, if memory serves, you did say you'd give me a fair chance once I let you clean out my trust fund." "I didn't clean it out," I scoffed.

  Richelle Mead

  Memories, Real, Rose

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• We're not dating," Alec said again. "Oh?" Magnus said. "So you're just that friendly with everybody, is that it?

  Cassandra Clare

  Friendly, Magnus Bane, Said

  Cassandra Clare (2009). “City of Ashes”, p.250, Simon and Schuster

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• It's a big responsibility dating me. Because I come with a little bit of baggage, you know?

  Demi Lovato

  Responsibility, Littles, Baggage

  "Demi Lovato: 'My scars are beautiful battle wounds'" by Daniel Sperling, www.digitalspy.com. December 3, 2011.

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• I had to feign interest in all this nonsense until I could ask when I could come over and sit on his face. I didn't say that out loud, of course. I never say the things I really want to. If I did, I'd have no friends.

  Chelsea Handler

  Funny, Humor, No Friends

  Chelsea Handler (2005). “My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands”, p.63, Bloomsbury Publishing USA

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• My father was English. He date-raped my mother so she's hated English men ever since. You know my boyfriend's English, and I'm, uh, I'm half-English, which she's never been real happy about. If she finds out I'm dating someone English, she'll ah, think I' turning my back on her and becoming a foreigner.' Cathy, that's the stupidest reason I've ever heard.

  Jeaniene Frost

  Mother, Father, Real

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• I'm of the belief that dating "potential" is almost always an exercise in frustration.

  Mallory Ortberg

  Exercise, Frustration, Belief

  Source: www.slate.com

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• This is one rule about mixing boys and girls: that a date always comes first.

  Elizabeth Berg

  Girl, Boys, Mixing

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• I, Anita Blake, scourge of the undead-the human with more vampire kills than any other vampire executioner in the country-was dating a vampire. It was poetically ironic.

  Laurell K. Hamilton

  Country, Ironic, Vampire

  Laurell K. Hamilton (2011). “Laurell K. Hamilton's Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter collection 6-10”, p.1111, Penguin

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• Dating a older woman- hot" Emmet Cullen

  Stephenie Meyer

  Hot, Older Women

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• Ah, now, don't get all mushy on me. We ain't dating." Butch

  J.R. Ward

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• Uh-uh, dude. I tried it your way with the dating and the girls and the kissing and the drama, and man, I didn't like it. Plus, my best friend is a walking cautionary tale of what happens to you when romantic relationships don't involve marriage. Like you always say, kafir, everything ends in breakup, divorce, or death. I want to narrow my misery options to divorce or death - that's all.

  John Green

  Girl, Breakup, Drama

  John Green (2008). “An Abundance of Katherines”, p.174, Penguin

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• She heard Adrian say to Christian, ʺYou know, your shirtʹs kind of grungy-looking. Seems like you could put in a little more effort since youʹre dating a princess.ʺ

  Richelle Mead

  Christian, Princess, Effort

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• And since I’m marrying into the Quartet, I have certain privileges and duties. If you’re sleeping with Laurel—” “I’m not sleeping with Laurel. We’re dating.” “Right, and the two of you are just going to hold hands, admire the moon, and sing camp songs.” “For a while. Minus the singing.

  Nora Roberts

  Song, Sleep, Moon

  Nora Roberts (2010). “Savor the Moment”, p.89, Penguin

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• Meliorn?” said Clary. “I’ve met you, haven’t I? You used to go out with Isabelle Lightwood.” Meliorn was almost expressionless, but Clary could have sworn he looked ever so slightly uncomfortable. Luke shook his head. “Clary, Meliorn is a knight of the Seelie Court. It’s very unlikely that he – “ “He was totally dating Isabelle,” Simon said, “and she dumped him too. At least she said she was going to. Tough break, man.

  Cassandra Clare

  Men, Knights, Tough

  Cassandra Clare (2011). “Cassandra Clare: The Mortal Instrument Series (4 books): City of Bones; City of Ashes; City of Glass; City of Fallen Angels”, p.1178, Simon and Schuster

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• Dating is like trying to make a meal out of leftovers. Some leftovers actually get better when they've had a little time to mature. But others should be thrown out right away, No matter how you try to warm them up, they're never as good as when they were new.

  Lisa Kleypas

  Get Better, Trying, Meals

  Lisa Kleypas (2015). “The Travis Family Series, Books 1-3: Blue-Eyed Devil, Smooth Taking Stranger and Sugar Daddy”, p.482, St. Martin's Press

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• ...sometimes I get tired. Sometimes I get bored. And sometimes all I want, more than anything else in the world, is to go on a freaking date.

  Kiersten White

  Tired, Bored, Goes On

  Kiersten White (2011). “Paranormalcy (Paranormalcy, Book 1)”, p.19, HarperCollins UK

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• Next caller. Betty, you're on the air. What's your question ?" "Hi, Kitty. I just wanted to know, are you going out with that Cormac guy from last month?" My jaw dropped. "What?" "Are you going out with that Cormac guy?" "We are talking about the same Cormac who tried to kill me on the air, yes? the guy who hunts werewolves for a living ?" "Uh-huh." "And you want to know if I'm dating him ? Why on earth do you think that's a good idea?

  Carrie Vaughn

  Thinking, Air, Talking

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• He was the only boy I'd found worth dating in God knows how many schools. I mean, ever since he'd been bitten by a werwulf he'd been rock-steady. The best thing about this totally effed-up situation.

  Lilith Saintcrow

  School, Mean, Boys

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