Men don’t realize that if we’re sleeping with them on the first date, we’re probably not interested in seeing them again either.
I had to feign interest in all this nonsense until I could ask when I could come over and sit on his face. I didn't say that out loud, of course. I never say the things I really want to. If I did, I'd have no friends.
The only thing worse than dating a single mom is dating a single mom that won't put out.
When I don't know what to do, I just open my mouth. Why won't anyone date me?
My theory about Taylor Swift is that she's a virgin, that everyone breaks up with her because they date her for two weeks and she's like, 'I'm not gonna do it'.
According to the New York Post, Lance Armstrong and Ashley Olsen are dating. They must be getting serious - Lance gave Ashley his yellow Live Strong bracelet. She wears it as a belt.
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