Chelsea Handler Quotes About Dogs

Quotes about: Dogs

• Then a homeless man with a dog approached us and put his hand out. This happens to be something that I have a real problem with: homeless people with pets who approach you for food when they have a perfectly delicious dog standing right there?

  Chelsea Handler

  Funny, Dog, Real

  Chelsea Handler (2012). “Are you there Vodka? It's me, Chelsea”, p.239, Random House

• You do not OWN a dog. You HAVE a dog. And the dog HAS YOU

  Chelsea Handler

  Dog

• My feeling is, if a dog is that hard up to break free, let it go. It's like a boyfriend who wants to break up. We all know the old adage "If you set someone free, and he never comes back, then he was never yours." I understand the main fear with setting dogs loose is they could get hit by a car, but so could an ex boyfriend. That's just a chance you have to take.

  Chelsea Handler

  Funny, Dog, Ex Boyfriend

  Chelsea Handler (2009). “Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea”, p.153, Simon and Schuster

• I don't appreciate people who celebrate their dog's birthdays with "dog parties," and then invite their friends who don't even have dogs. I understand why people like dogs, and I think they definitely bring more to the table than cats or those godforsaken ferrets, but I don't think it's healthy for people to treat their dogs like they are real people.

  Chelsea Handler

  Funny, Dog, Real

  Chelsea Handler (2009). “Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea”, p.150, Simon and Schuster

• Another thing I take issue with are people who take their dogs on "play dates," or even worse, people who choose to dress their dogs up in outfits better suited for homosexuals participating in a gay pride parade. Dog costumes are right up there with something else I find particularly offensive: sweater vests.

  Chelsea Handler

  Dog, Pride, Gay

• I would never sell my dog for a man. I'd sell the man.

  Chelsea Handler

  Dog, Men, He Man

  Anne Hathaway Interview with Chelsea Handler, www.interviewmagazine.com. August 16, 2011.

• Thanksgiving is coming. I wonder what the holiday will be like at Dog the Bounty Hunter’s house—obviously, they’ll have a turkey with all-white meat.

  Chelsea Handler

  Dog, Holiday, Turkeys

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