Sarah Silverman Quotes

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• Your inability to see yourself clearly is what's keeping you alive.

  Sarah Silverman

  Inability, Alive

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• I hope the Jews did kill Christ, I'd do it again in a second.

  Sarah Silverman

  Christ, Jew

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• We need to stop telling girls they can be anything they want when they grow up. Because it would have never occurred to them that they couldn't.

  Sarah Silverman

  Girl, Growing Up, Powerful

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• I am 39 years old, and I still wake up every morning really excited I don't have to go to school.

  Sarah Silverman

  Morning, School, Years

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• Don't tell girls they can be anything they want when they grow up. Because it would have never occurred to them that they couldn't. It's like saying, 'Hey, when you get in the shower, I'm not gonna read your diary.' 'Wait--are you gonna read my diary?' 'No! I said I'm not gonna read your diary. Go take a shower!'

  Sarah Silverman

  Girl, Growing Up, Waiting

  "I Saw Sarah Silverman Last Night, And She Said This Thing I'll Never Forget" by Megan Angelo, www.glamour.com. September 13, 2012.

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• The good news is hopeful doesn't mean dumb. The bad news is cynical doesn't mean smart.

  Sarah Silverman

  Smart, Mean, Hopeful

  FaceBook post by Sarah Silverman from Mar 16, 2011

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• I can't wait till Sunday, I'm gonna see my favorite niece and my other niece.

  Sarah Silverman

  Funny, Niece, Humor

  "Sarah Silverman: Jesus Is Magic". www.imdb.com. 2005.

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• I do enjoy and feel compelled to talk about things that are taboo. One, because I think I'm a troublemaker inside, if someone says, "Don't say that," it's all I want to say. And also, something I learned in therapy ... which is darkness can't exist in the light, and then that made me think of something that Mr. Rogers said, which is, "If it's mentionable, it's manageable."

  Sarah Silverman

  Thinking, Light, Darkness

  Source: www.wbur.org

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• I think the difference between being miserable and finding happiness is just a matter of perspective. If you live your life defining yourself by what other people think of you, it's a form of self-torture.

  Sarah Silverman

  Thinking, Differences, Self

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• Jews, black people - any people who are hated or who have suffered, either as individuals or as a people - use humour. It is a survival skill.

  Sarah Silverman

  Skills, People, Black

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• If you quit being cunty, the whole world will stop being against you.

  Sarah Silverman

  World, Quitting, Ifs

  Twitter post from Jan 14, 2011

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• I don't care if you think I'm racist. I just want you to think I'm thin.

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  Funny, Humor, Thinking

  "Sarah Silverman: Jesus Is Magic". www.imdb.com. 2005.

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• We don't live in a democracy; we live in a hypocrisy.

  Sarah Silverman

  Hypocrisy, Democracy

  "What I've Learned: Sarah Silverman & Jimmy Kimmel" by Mike Sager, www.esquire.com. February 20, 2007.

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• Women don't ask to be raped, but there are some that are asking to be motorboated

  Sarah Silverman

  Asking, Asks

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• If you take a shower with your boyfriend, I guarantee by the time you step out of that shower, your breasts will be sparkling clean.

  Sarah Silverman

  Your Boyfriend, Guarantees, Steps

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• People are always introducing me as Sarah Silverman, Jewish comedienne. I hate that! I wish people would see me for who I really am — I'm white!

  Sarah Silverman

  Funny, Hate, Humor

  "Sarah Silverman: Jesus Is Magic". Documentary, Comedy, Music, 2005.

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• Letting your freak flag fly is something, no matter who you are, that takes great bravery, straight up.

  Sarah Silverman

  Bravery, Freak, Straight Up

  Source: chicago.gopride.com

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• Everybody blames the Jews for killing Christ, and the Jews try to pass it off on the Romans. I'm one of the few people who believes it was the blacks.

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  Funny, Believe, Humor

  "Sarah Silverman: Jesus Is Magic". www.imdb.com. 2005.

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• And we're just all made of molecules and we're hurtling through space right now.

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  Funny, Space, Molecules

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• I don't compromise. I only do the stuff I want to do.

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  Want, Stuff, Compromise

  "Sarah Silverman on self-destructive streaks and pretending to fear lasers". Interview with Alex McLevy, film.avclub.com. October 23, 2015.

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• I like talking about things that are taboo, because it makes them not taboo anymore.

  Sarah Silverman

  Talking, Taboo

  Source: www.wbur.org

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• Sometimes loving each other isn't enough. You have to be responsible for your own happiness. You can't stay in a relationship because you're afraid of the unknown.

  Sarah Silverman

  Sometimes, Enough, Responsible

  Source: www.ericspitznagel.com

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• When you’re a bed wetter there’s only one group of people you can feel better than, bed shitters, and unfortunately they’re hard to come by.

  Sarah Silverman

  Feel Better, People, Bed

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• Don’t forget, God can see you masturbating. But don’t stop. He’s almost there.

  Sarah Silverman

  Forget, Almost There

  FaceBook post by Sarah Silverman from Aug 26, 2012

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• Since so many people these days don't seem to start their families until around age forty, I predict there will be less child beating, but more slipped disks from lifting babies out of cribs. Even the father of advanced age who's not inclined to spare the rod is likely to suffer more than his victim: The first punch he throws might well be the last straw for his rotator cuff, reducing his disciplinary options to mere verbal abuse and napping.

  Sarah Silverman

  Funny, Baby, Children

  Sarah Silverman (2010). “The Bedwetter: Stories of Courage, Redemption, and Pee”, p.46, Faber & Faber

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