The best time to have a baby is when you're a black teenager.
Since so many people these days don't seem to start their families until around age forty, I predict there will be less child beating, but more slipped disks from lifting babies out of cribs. Even the father of advanced age who's not inclined to spare the rod is likely to suffer more than his victim: The first punch he throws might well be the last straw for his rotator cuff, reducing his disciplinary options to mere verbal abuse and napping.
I love children. I'm embarrassingly baby-crazy.
I happen to think that there are already tons of perfectly good babies out there already born.
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