Jesus is magic, because he turned water into wine. I think he made the statue of liberty disappear in the 80s or something.
Mommy is one of the chosen people … and daddy believes that Jesus is magic!
If my Catholic boyfriend and I ever have a kid, we'll just be honest with it. We'll say that Mommy is one of God's chosen people, and Daddy believes that Jesus is magic!
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