There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers.
I don't like people who drink decaf coffee it's like what. Why you drinking it? Like it taste so good? That's like drinking non alcoholic vodka.
That's what my perfume would smell like, margarita and vodka.
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