Chelsea Handler Quotes About Cats

Quotes about: Cats

• There's a reason you never see anyone's house with a Beware of Cat sign. Because they're not even worth mentioning.

  Chelsea Handler

  Funny, Humor, Cat

• I don't appreciate people who celebrate their dog's birthdays with "dog parties," and then invite their friends who don't even have dogs. I understand why people like dogs, and I think they definitely bring more to the table than cats or those godforsaken ferrets, but I don't think it's healthy for people to treat their dogs like they are real people.

  Chelsea Handler

  Funny, Dog, Real

  Chelsea Handler (2009). “Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea”, p.150, Simon and Schuster

• My mom was kinda like a cat. She slept a lot.

  Chelsea Handler

  Mom, Cat, My Mom

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