Chelsea Handler Quotes About House

Quotes about: House

• My relationship with my father had been on the proverbial fritz since the time I was fifteen and called the police to report him for child molesting. He had never molested me, but I wanted to have a party that weekend and needed him out of the house.

  Chelsea Handler

  Funny, Children, Father

  Chelsea Handler (2005). “My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands”, p.35, Bloomsbury Publishing USA

• There's a reason you never see anyone's house with a Beware of Cat sign. Because they're not even worth mentioning.

  Chelsea Handler

  Funny, Humor, Cat

• Thanksgiving is coming. I wonder what the holiday will be like at Dog the Bounty Hunter’s house—obviously, they’ll have a turkey with all-white meat.

  Chelsea Handler

  Dog, Holiday, Turkeys

• People always tell me I need to have a kid, and I say, No, I don't. Because I wouldn't have just one kid; I'd have six. I need a huge family. So I just kind of fill my house with tons of rejects and misfits so it feels like I have a bunch of children.

  Chelsea Handler

  Children, Kids, People

  "Chelsea Handler Puts it All Out There". Interview with Marisa Fox, www.redbookmag.com. February 10, 2012.

• Boy George has been charged with falsely imprisoning a man who'd gone to his apartment to pose for photographs. Going to Boy George's house to get your picture taken is like going to David Copperfield's island for a radio opportunity.

  Chelsea Handler

  Taken, Boys, Opportunity

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