Chelsea Handler Quotes About Drugs

Quotes about: Drugs

• While looking at a website for liposuction, I learned that it was a six-to eight-week recovery period, the clincher being that, during that time, I would under no circumstances be able to use street drugs. Obviously I had to think of a more realistic approach.

  Chelsea Handler

  Funny, Recovery, Humor

  Chelsea Handler (2009). “Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea”, p.198, Simon and Schuster

• Maybe they should name more drugs cute things. I don't do meth, but maybe if they called meth 'Stefanie' I would!

  Chelsea Handler

  Cute, Names, Drug

• Mexico's a great place to overcome a drug addiction.

  Chelsea Handler

  Addiction, Drug, Overcoming

• According to Life & Style Weekly, 50 Cent may be working on Lindsay Lohan's next album. Finally, a match made in rap heaven. He's a convicted drug dealer who's been shot nine times, and she spent 84 minutes in prison. This is a big step for Lindsay. The last time Lindsay got near a black guy she ran over his foot.

  Chelsea Handler

  Rap, Feet, Guy

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