Vodka Quotes

• There's no absolutes in life - only vodka.

  Mick Jagger

  Alcohol, Absolutes

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• I no longer know If I wish to drown myself in love, vodka or the sea.

  Franz Kafka

  Sea, Wish, Knows

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  I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

  Ron White

  Inspirational, Funny, Encouraging

  "Blue Collar Comedy Tour Rides Again". Comedy, Documentary, www.imdb.com. 2004.

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• Take a shot of vodka and hope for the best.

  Nathan Lane

  Shots, Hoping For The Best

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  I have a punishing workout regimen. Every day I do 3 minutes on a treadmill, then I lie down, drink a glass of vodka and smoke a cigarette.

  Anthony Hopkins

  Workout, Lying, Glasses

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• If wine is fruit, then vodka must be a vegetable.

  Jann Arden

  Wine, Vegetables, Fruit

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• If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody who's life gives them vodka, and have a party.

  Ron White

  Funny, Giving, I Believe

  "Blue Collar Comedy Tour Rides Again". Comedy, Documentary, www.imdb.com. 2004.

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• Once we hit forty, women only have about four taste buds left: one for vodka, one for wine, one for cheese, and one for chocolate.

  Gina Barreca

  Wine, Chocolate, Cheesy

  Gina Barreca (2009). “It's Not That I'm Bitter . . .: Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying About Visible Panty Lines and Conquered the World”, p.13, Macmillan

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• Vodka is kind of a hobby.

  Betty White

  Women, Drunk, Hobbies

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• Money, like vodka, turns a person into an eccentric.

  Anton Chekhov

  Literature, Eccentric, Turns

  "The Little Trilogy: The Man in a Case, Gooseberries, about Love". Book by Anton Chekhov, 1898.

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• Vodka is tasteless going down, but it is memorable coming up.

  Garrison Keillor

  Memorable

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• This drink has a magical power. It strengthens the weak, and revives those who have fainted. Those tired after work and physical activity can return their life forces by this drink much sooner than by nourishment. ... It works as a diuretic, an appetizer, an antitoxin.

  Carl Linnaeus

  Tired, Return, Drink

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• A medium Vodka dry Martini - with a slice of lemon peel. Shaken and not stirred.

  Ian Fleming

  Dry, Martini, Mediums

  Dr. No ch. 14 (1958).

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  Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

  Ernest Hemingway

  Funny, Witty, Clever

  Ernest Hemingway (2008). “The Good Life According to Hemingway”, Ecco

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• Apparently vodka helps flowers last longer when they're dying. But you can put vodka in anything and it'll make it better.

  Drew Barrymore

  Flower, Dying, Helping

  Source: www.elle.com

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• I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.

  Winston Churchill

  Military, Drinking, Taken

  In Quentin Reynolds By Quentin Reynolds (1964) ch. 11

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• Vodka does not ease back pain. But it does get your mind off it.

  Fuzzy Zoeller

  Pain, Mind, Doe

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• The relationship between a Russian and a bottle of vodka is almost mystical.

  Richard Owen

  Relationship, Bottles, Mystical

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• I love vodka martinis. I know it's a cliché.

  Daniel Craig

  Martini, Knows

  "Daniel Craig is James Bond in Casino Royale". Interview with Julian Roman, www.movieweb.com. November 12, 2006.

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• Wine we need for health, and the health we need to drink vodka.

  Viktor Chernomyrdin

  Drinking, Wine, Needs

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• Oh, I don't need sleep. I just went to my hotel room and had a cold hot dog and a vodka on the rocks.

  Betty White

  Dog, Sleep, Rocks

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  Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.

  George Bernard Shaw

  Funny, Life, Drinking

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• That's what my perfume would smell like, margarita and vodka.

  Chelsea Handler

  Smell, Alcohol, Perfume

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• People think they don’t understand math, but it’s all about how you explain it to them. If you ask a drunkard what number is larger, 2/3 or 3/5, he won’t be able to tell you. But if you rephrase the question: what is better, 2 bottles of vodka for 3 people or 3 bottles of vodka for 5 people, he will tell you right away: 2 bottles for 3 people, of course.

  Israel Gelfand

  Math, Thinking, Numbers

  "Excerpt: 'Love and Math'" by Edward Frenkel, www.nytimes.com. November 18, 2013.

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• Laugh whenever you can. Keeps you from killing yourself when things are bad. That and vodka.

  Jim Butcher

  Laughter, Laughing, Sanity

  Jim Butcher (2010). “Changes: A Novel of the Dresden Files”, p.217, Penguin

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