Dating Quotes - Page 9

• On girls night in we talk about dating; the ups and downs of the previous week. Our collective laughter is uncontrollable and tearful, even the most disappointing dates become meritorious on girls night in.

  Cilla Black

  Girl, Laughter, Night

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• Tess realized one of the great modern dating sadnesses: everyone is so used to the comforting glow of the computer screen that no one can go so far as to say "good morning" in public without being liquored up.

  Amelia Gray

  Morning, Sadness, Comforting

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• I asked Sunny if she would ever consider dating you. She said she would rather give birth to a porcupine on fire.

  Jerry Lawler

  Fire, Wwe, Giving

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• How many times go we to comedies, to masques, to places of great and noble resort, nay even to church only to see the company.

  John Donne

  Church, Noble, Comedy

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• What are the odds so long as the fire of the soul is kindled at the taper of conviviality, and the wing of friendship never molts a feather?

  Charles Dickens

  Friendship, Fire, Odds

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• We all have had a crush at one time or another in our lives. Sometimes, a crush is something that lives only within our hearts, bound never to see the light of day. Other times, having a crush on someone leads eventually to asking them out, dating, and even marriage.

  Simeon S. Willis

  Love, Crush, Heart

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• When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows.

  Frederick Bushnell "Jack" Ryder

  Funny, Witty, Sex

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• We do right enough darling, if we go wrong together.

  George Santayana

  Together, Enough, Darling

  George Santayana (1953). “Persons and Places: My host the world”

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• When speed dating I'm seeking my equal or at least one in the making.

  Jenny Jay

  Speed, Equal, Seeking

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• Challenge, and not desire, lies at the heart of seduction.

  Jean Baudrillard

  Lying, Heart, Challenges

  "The Ecstasy of Communication" by Jean Baudrillard, translated by Bernard and Caroline Schutze, New York:Semiotext(e), (p. 57), 1987.

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• I am dating, but it is hard to find someone quick enough and funny enough. I am quite demanding.

  Anne Robinson

  Enough, Hard

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• My first date has been...mythologized as 'Bieber's Dating Disaster.' I took her to a buffet restaurant. Yes, I wore a white shirt. Yes, I got spaghetti.

  Justin Bieber

  Cocky, White, Buffets

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• I'm different now, but back then I used to be the type of guy who would say, “I like you. Do you also like me or not? No? Tell me the truth. I'll give you time to think about it!” But now This isn't a lie but I've had 3 girlfriends, and I've dated each of them for 3 years. When it comes to dating, I'm the type who would be with someone for a long time. Before we start dating, I'd keep watching her. It's because I hate being hurt. I tend to give my everything once I date

  Yunho

  Girlfriend, I Like You, Hurt

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• Shyness has laws you can only give yourself; tragically to those who least understand.

  Lawrence Durrell

  Law, Giving, Shyness

  Lawrence Durrell (2012). “The Alexandria Quartet: Justine, Balthazar, Mountolive, Clea”, p.87, Faber & Faber

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• Dating back to Teddy Roosevelt, hunters have been the pillar of conservation in America, doing more than anyone to conserve wildlife and its habitat.

  Gale Norton

  Hunting, America, Hunters

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• People love to talk, so let them have fun talking, I think they have an interesting, wonderful connection, so you knowWhat does dating mean? I don't know. I couldn't say. People love to talk, so let them have fun talking.

  Catherine Hardwicke

  Fun, Mean, Thinking

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• Every man is to be had one way or another and every woman almost anyway.

  Lord Chesterfield

  Men, Way, Every Man

  Lord Philip Dormer Stanhope Chesterfield, Philip Dormer Stanhope Earl of Chesterfield (1855). “The Works of Lord Chesterfield: Including His Letters to His Son, Etc : to which is Prefixed, an Original Life of the Author”, p.345

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• Life is not long enough for a coquette to play all her tricks in.

  Joseph Addison

  Play, Long, Coquette

  Joseph Addison (1858). “Works, Including the Whole Contents of Bp. Hurd's Edition: Withletters and Other Pieces Not Found in Any Previous Collection; and Macaulay's Essay on His Life and Works”, p.246

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• Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house.

  Jean Kerr

  Love, Marriage, Wedding

  Jean Kerr (1962). “The Snake Has all the Lines”

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• I was making love to my wife the other night, I looked up. She was on the phone.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Funny Relationship, Night, Phones

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• I told my wife 'hey honey come on, let's make love like the old days.' She asked me for 50 bucks.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Wife, Making Love, Hey

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• Out past the cornfields where the woods got heavy, out in the back seat of my '60 Chevy. Workin' on mysteries without any clues, workin' on our night moves.

  Bob Seger

  Moving, Night, Past

  Song: Night Moves, Album: Night Moves, 1976

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• Me and my girl split the buffet at KFC.

  Kanye West

  Girl, Kfc, Splits

  Song: Touch the Sky

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• I wrapped a towel around me and I opened the door, and then I splish, splash, I jumped back in the bath. Well, how was I to know there was a party going on?

  Bobby Darin

  Party, Doors, Towels

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• It seems essential, in relationships and all tasks, that we concentrate only on what is most significant and important.

  Soren Kierkegaard

  Relationship, Aquariums, Important

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