Bullshit Quotes - Page 2

• I got this bad allergy - I'm allergic to bullshit.

  Jim Cornette

  Wrestling, Allergies, Nonsense

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• The only person to blame is the person making up the bullshit.

  Oliver Sykes

  Blame, Persons, Making Up

  Source: www.coupdemainmagazine.com

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• There's the bullshit you know that you know; the bullshit you don't know and know you don't know; and the bullshit you just think you know but really don't.

  Rick Yancey

  Thinking, Knows

  Rick Yancey (2013). “The 5th Wave”, p.140, Penguin

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• It is impossible for someone to lie unless he thinks he knows the truth. Producing bullshit requires no such conviction.

  Harry Frankfurt

  Lying, Thinking, Impossible

  Harry G. Frankfurt (1988). “The Importance of What We Care About: Philosophical Essays”, p.130, Cambridge University Press

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• Develop a built-in bullshit detector.

  Ernest Hemingway

  Bad Ass, Ass, Built

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• ..."better to have loved and lost" bullshit. Don't show me paradise and then burn it down.

  Harlan Coben

  Paradise, Lost, Show Me

  Harlan Coben (2009). “Tell No One”, p.29, Dell

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• The only thing standing between you and your goal is the bullshit story you keep telling yourself as to why you can't achieve it.

  Jordan Belfort

  Motivational, Success, Perseverance

  Twitter post from Aug 13, 2009

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• The Three Branches of Government: Money, Television, and Bullshit

  P. J. O'Rourke

  Government, Three, Television

  P. J. O'Rourke (2007). “Parliament of Whores: A Lone Humorist Attempts to Explain the Entire U.S. Government”, p.47, Grove/Atlantic, Inc.

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• Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bullshit before.

  Tommy Cooper

  Funny, Humor, Feelings

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• The bullshitter is neither on the side of the true or the side of the false. His eye is not on the facts at all. He does not reject the authority of the truth, as the liar does, and oppose himself to it. He pays no attention to it at all. By virtue of this, bullshit is a greater enemy of the truth than lies are.

  Harry Frankfurt

  Truth, Lying, Philosophy

  "Donald Rumsfeld Hasn't Learned a Damn Thing" by James G. Blight and Janet M. Lang, www.politico.com. April 04, 2014.

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  I've never seen any life transformation that didn't begin with the person in question finally getting tired of their own bullshit.

  Elizabeth Gilbert

  Tired, Transformation, Persons

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• People always say it's harder to heal a wounded heart than a wounded body. Bullshit. It's exactly the opposite—a wounded body takes much longer to heal. A wounded heart is nothing but ashes of memories. But the body is everything. The body is blood and veins and cells and nerves. A wounded body is when, after leaving a man you’ve lived with for three years, you curl up on your side of the bed as if there’s still somebody beside you. That is a wounded body: a body that feels connected to someone who is no longer there.

  Xiaolu Guo

  Memories, Heart, Men

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• You have more power, more control than you could possibly imagine. My heart is in your hands. That's not bullshit. I'm not saying stuff I think you want to hear in order to manipulate you. I can't be any more honest than this. I'm yours, baby. I'm putting it out there. My heart, my soul, it all belongs to you.

  Maya Banks

  Baby, Heart, Thinking

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• One of the most salient features of our culture is that there is so much bullshit.

  Harry Frankfurt

  Culture, Features

  "On Bullshit". Book by Harry Frankfurt, 2005.

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• I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.

  Mel Brooks

  Psychics, Vulgarity Is, Empowerment

  "Mel Brooks Honored With AFI Life Achievement Award" by Gregg Kilday, www.hollywoodreporter.com. June 7, 2013.

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• Never tell a lie when you can bullshit your way through it

  Eric Ambler

  Lying, Way

  Eric Ambler (2012). “This Gun for Hire”, p.21, Vintage Crime/Black Lizard

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• My bullshit meter is reading that as 'false'.

  Charlaine Harris

  Truth, Reading, Meter

  Charlaine Harris (2009). “Sookie Stackhouse 8-copy Boxed Set”, p.1050, Penguin

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• I'm just doing what I wanted to and what feels right and not settling for bullshit and it worked. How can they be mad at that?

  Janis Joplin

  Mad, Settling, Feels Right

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  Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'I'm possible'!

  Audrey Hepburn

  Inspirational, Funny, Motivational

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• Bullshit is unavoidable whenever circumstance require someone to talk without knowing what he is talking about.

  Harry Frankfurt

  Talking, Knowing, Circumstances

  Harry G. Frankfurt (1988). “The Importance of What We Care About: Philosophical Essays”, p.132, Cambridge University Press

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  People say it takes 10 years to change your life. It's bullshit. It takes a moment, a second. But it may take you 10 years to get to the point of finally saying, "Enough."

  Tony Robbins

  Years, People, May

  Playboy Interview, www.awaken.com. August 17, 2013.

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• Booze, broads and bullshit. If you got all that, what else do you need?

  Harry Caray

  Sports, Needs, Broads

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• Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit. I am a rock. A jerk. I'm an uncaring asshole and proud of it.

  Chuck Palahniuk

  Love Is, Rocks, Proud

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• I've got a virtually limitless supply of bullshit.

  Ted Turner

  Limitless

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• Knowledge without mileage equals bullshit.

  Henry Rollins

  Mileage

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