Bullshit Quotes - Page 3

• I want to be around these positive, expressive people who are doing something different and who also want to get the hell out of there and don't want to be around basic human bullshit.

  Babatunde Adebimpe

  People, Different, Want

  Source: thequietus.com

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• I wouldn't give myself any advice, because advice is kinda bullshit. Take a deep breath and don't take any of it too seriously.

  Cher

  Giving, Advice, Take A Deep Breath

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• Don't bullshit' just play.

  Wynton Marsalis

  Play, Jazz

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• I'm tired of this back-slappin' "isn't humanity neat" bullshit. We're a virus with shoes.

  Bill Hicks

  Tired, Shoes, Humanity

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• Life goes on and the truth changes; this just happens to be the way life is. What was once true is often no longer true just a little while later. Yesterday's truth is today's bullshit. Even yesterday's liberating insight is today's jail of stale explanation.

  Brad Blanton

  Yesterday, Jail, Way

  Brad Blanton (1996). “Radical Honesty: How to Transform Your Life by Telling the Truth”, Dell

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• Maybe life is not about accomplishing some bullshit markers.

  John Green

  Life Is, Markers

  John Green (2008). “An Abundance of Katherines”, p.187, Penguin

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  This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

  Donald Trump

  Ice, Records, Global Warming

  Donald J. Trump‏ @realDonaldTrump, twitter.com. January 02, 2014.

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• To be true to myself, to be the person that was on the inside of me, and not play games. That's what I'm trying to do mostly in the whole world, is not bullshit myself and not bullshit anybody else.

  Janis Joplin

  Play, Games, Trying

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• There are so many layers of bullshit and everything sounds the same.

  Sarah Barthel

  Sound, Layers

  Source: www.interviewmagazine.com

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• There is no definition of a mental disorder. It's bullshit. I mean, you just can't define it.

  Jon Rappoport

  Mean, Definitions, Disorder

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• Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit.

  Chuck Palahniuk

  Love Is, Emotion

  Chuck Palahniuk (2001). “Choke: A Novel”, Anchor Books

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• Master your instrument. Master the music. And then forget all that bullshit and just play.

  Charlie Parker

  Music, Play, Jazz And Life

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• I live my life a quarter mile at a time. Nothing else matters: not the mortgage, not the store, not my team and all their bullshit. For those ten seconds or less, I'm free.

  Vin Diesel

  Team, Driving Fast, Matter

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• The deadliest bullshit is odorless, and transparent.

  William Gibson

  Internet, Free Speech, Transparent

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• Avant-garde is French for bullshit

  John Lennon

  Art, Avant Garde

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• When it comes to bullshit, you have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims: religion... Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever told. Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do.

  George Carlin

  Men, Sky, People

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• Why do we hide all the bullshit? Life is life. Why hide it?

  Jim Breuer

  Life Is

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• History is hard to know, because of all the hired bullshit, but even without being sure of "history" it seems entirely reasonable to think that every now and then the energy of a whole generation comes to a head in a long fine flash, for reasons that nobody understands at the time--and which never explain, in retrospect, what actually happened.

  Hunter S. Thompson

  Thinking, Las Vegas, Long

  Hunter S. Thompson (2012). “Songs of the Doomed: More Notes on the Death of the American Dream”, p.120, Pan Macmillan

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• Jesus is Lord, and everything else is bullshit.

  Stanley Hauerwas

  Jesus, Lord

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• Music will always find its way to us, with or without business, politics, religion, or any other bullshit attached.

  Eric Clapton

  Way

  Eric Clapton (2007). “Clapton: The Autobiography”, Broadway

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• It's such a bullshit move. Transparently so. It's obviously supposed to give succor to people who feel pissed off because someone from another country got a job that they feel should've been given to them. But that's what people voted against here. They voted against the movement of labor - that kind of fluidity - because they want a Britain that no longer exists, and they can't get it.

  Dylan Moran

  Country, Jobs, Moving

  Source: brightestyoungthings.com

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• You're like a tornado of bullshit right now. We'll talk again when your bullshit dies out over someone else's house.

  Justin Halpern

  House, Tornadoes, Right Now

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• Writers that pretend to be in the throes of some kind of genius-demon, some kind of possessing spirit that refuses to let them engage with Normal Life are bullshit artists of the highest degree, looking to excuse their antisocial tendencies and bad manners away with a flourish of vocabulary and the semantic waving of hands.

  Matt Fraction

  Artist, Vocabulary, Hands

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• Recycling and speed limits are bullshit. They're like someone who quits smoking on his deathbed.

  Chuck Palahniuk

  Smoking, Limits, Recycling

  Read Mercer Schuchardt, Chuck Palahniuk (2008). “You do not talk about Fight Club: I am Jack's completely unauthorized essay collection”, Benbella Books

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• If you are a straightforward racing driver you should always see your limits. You have to be objective and not come up with any bullshit.

  Niki Lauda

  Racing, Limits, Should

  Source: www.grandprix.com

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