Poop Quotes

• Sometimes, music is like poop. It just has to come out.

  Mark Salling

  Sometimes, Music Is

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• Eat like a bird, poop like an elephant.

  Guy Kawasaki

  Elephants, Bird

  "Rules For Revolutionaries: The Capitalist Manifesto for Creating and Marketing New Products and Services". Book by Guy Kawasaki and Michele Moreno, May 3, 2000.

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• If all you do is follow the herd, you'll just be stepping in poop all day

  Wayne Dyer

  Herds, Ifs

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• you aren't what you eat - you are what you don't poop.

  Wavy Gravy

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• If aliens are watching us through telescopes, they're going to think the dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge?

  Jerry Seinfeld

  Funny, Dog, Humorous

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• Everybody looks at their poop.

  Oprah Winfrey

  Looks

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• If you're really a mean person you're going to come back as a fly and eat poop.

  Kurt Cobain

  Karma, Mean, Truthful

  "Monk" Magazine, October 1992.

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• In my world, everyone's a pony and they all eat rainbows and poop butterflies!

  Dr. Seuss

  Teacher, Funny Inspirational, Butterfly

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• "Glorious, stirring sight!" murmured Toad. . . . "The poetry of motion! The real way to travel! The only way to travel! Here today - in next week tomorrow! Villages skipped, towns and cities jumped- always somebody else's horizons! O bliss! O poop-poop! O my! O my!"

  Kenneth Grahame

  Real, Sight, Next Week

  'The Wind in the Willows' (1908) ch. 2.

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• Sometimes on the journey, you step in dog poop. But you don't let the whole journey be about the fact that your shoe got poop on it.

  Iyanla Vanzant

  Dog, Journey, Shoes

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• You have to accept the fact that sometimes you are the pigeon, and sometimes you are the statue.

  Claude Chabrol

  Pigeons, Facts, Sometimes

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• Does koala bear poop smell like cough drops?

  Tom Robbins

  Koalas, Smell, Doe

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• Whenever I feel nervous, I feel like I have to poop.

  Kendra Wilkinson

  Nervous, Feels

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• Farts and poop are still funny and will always be funny.

  Mark Hoppus

  Fart, Stills

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• I do love poop. I can't help it. The heart wants what it wants. I enjoy being clever and pithy and political, but nothing's going to get me like dumb stuff.

  Sarah Silverman

  Clever, Heart, Political

  Source: www.ericspitznagel.com

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• Why do I always meet women as I'm leaving the dog park with a big bag of poop? And it's always on the day I forgot my dog.

  Dana Gould

  Dog, Leaving, Bags

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• Question: What is the white stuff in bird poop?
  Answer: That is bird poop, too.

  Kurt Vonnegut

  White, Bird, Answers

  Kurt Vonnegut (1998). “Timequake”, p.127, Penguin

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• Bird Poop in the mouth is always a surprise.

  Craig Benzine

  Bird, Mouths, Surprise

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• Spend some time observing babies. They don't work; they poop in their pants, and they have no goals other than to expand, grow and explore this amazing world. Be like that baby you once were, in terms of being joyful.

  Wayne Dyer

  Inspirational, Happiness, Baby

  Wayne W. Dyer (2009). “The Invisible Force: 365 Ways to Apply the Power of Intention to Your Life: Easyread Super Large 18pt Edition”, p.106, ReadHowYouWant.com

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• Ram it up your poop chute.

  Frank Zappa

  Rams

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• I have a natural propensity to work on big piles of poop.

  Robert Pattinson

  Natural, Bigs, Propensity

  Source: www.moviesonline.ca

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• One side sticks to the facts, and the other side is close to playing with its poop.

  Keith Olbermann

  Facts, Sides, Sticks

  "Olbermann: FNC & Conservative Side 'Close to Playing With Its Own Poop,' 'Better Off' If They 'Didn't Live in This Country'". www.newsbusters.org. November 19, 2010.

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• I tell a lot of fart and poop jokes. I can't help it. I have no filter, and it just comes out.

  Tyler Posey

  Filters, Helping, Fart

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• You learn a lot though when you have kids, I'll tell you what. Did you know when a baby poops its diapers, you're not supposed to hit him with a rolled-up newspaper?

  Larry the Cable Guy

  Funny, Baby, Kids

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• It is hard to get mad at Donald Trump for saying stupid things, in the same way you don't get mad at a monkey when he throws poop at you at the zoo... What does get me angry is the ridiculous, disingenuous defending of the poop-throwing monkey.

  Jon Stewart

  Zoos, Stupid, Mad

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