Todd Barry Quotes

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• I do not like sports, unless you consider treating all humankind with love and respect a sport.

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  Sports, Love And Respect, Humankind

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• People in New York love having roof parties.

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  New York, Party, People

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• I like Cilantro, but you don't have to.

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• If I'm at a party and someone puts on a Blues Brothers tape, I tend to go nuts.

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  Brother, Party, Nuts

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• I don't ban bloggers from my shows. I have a separate line: VIP seating for bloggers.

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  Source: www.avclub.com

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• If you see me at a restaurant, blow me a kiss, wave, blow me another kiss, then walk five steps backward.

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  Kissing, Blow, Kiss Me

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• I've had shows where you think, "Is this going well? I can't tell," and then you say goodnight and you get this ovation. They're sorta like a theater audience. I've learned that much; that they're not always going to be doing backflips - but I'll never figure it out. Because sometimes you walk up there, and they're so excited, and then other times, it's just... But sometimes an audience is bad, and you can tell them they're bad, and that sort of breaks the ice a bit.

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  Thinking, Sometimes, Excited

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• Buddha, much like everyone else has good and bad days.

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  Bad Day, Good And Bad, Good And Bad Days

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• I like pens. My writing is so amazing there's never a need to erase

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  Writing, Needs, Erase

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• I'd rather send out a mass email then hang posters all over the place

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  Email, Posters, Mass

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• I mean, I've always had scattered interests, but I never went on stage to get an agent or anything like that

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  Mean, Agents, Stage

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• My sister sometimes does a Todd Barry tribute act.

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  Doe, Sometimes, My Sister

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• I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable.

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  Thanksgiving, Chickens, Chicken Nuggets

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• Sometimes they're all collectively thinking, "Wow, we're kinda a shitty audience," and then if you point it out, it's kinda like, "Hey, I know what's going on. We know what's going on up here. Or what's not going on. And I'm letting you know that I know. And now we can fix this."

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  Thinking, Sometimes, Audience

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• Comedy clubs are a bit more expensive. That's the problem with some of these places. But the flipside of that is, if you do too many shows for free or $5, then people don't understand why you can't fly to Milwaukee and do a show for a $3 cover. That won't even pay for my flight.

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  People, Comedy, Flight

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• I wasn't as nervous as I thought I would be when I started

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  Would Be, Nervous

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• I mean, I guess I started during the comedy boom, so it was literally like, on Sunday you could decide you wanted to be a comic, and on Monday, you could be on stage

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  Monday, Mean, Sunday

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• I mean, I've had bartenders and waiters and waitresses make a comment about a joke of mine, like pointing out some sort of logic error or something that I've never even thought about, and they're right.

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  Mean, Errors, Logic

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• And the goal really is to make the audience laugh, to bring them some joy.

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  Goal, Laughing, Joy

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• I haven't done a lot in London. I think comedy over there is how it was over here years ago. There's tons of it, and they're better paid.

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  Thinking, Years, Done

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• I will not be misquoted!

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• Anyone who bombs is my friend.

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  Bombs, My Friends

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• I once sat next to Jim from Wild Kingdom on a flight from Atlanta. I find mentioning that opens a lot of doors.

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  Atlanta, Doors, Kingdoms

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• I had temping jobs also. I liked the flexibility. There was no asking for time off; you just didn't work.

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  Jobs, Asking, Time Off

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• I guess there seems to be clubs opening up again, which is strange.

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  Opening Up, Clubs, Strange

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