Eisenhower admitted that the budget can't be balanced and McCarthy said the communists are taking over. You don't know what to worry about these days - whether the country will be overthrown or overdrawn.
America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan - Go for the Gold.
The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn't got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level.
All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It's in the lease.
If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.
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