Bob Hope Quotes About Age

Quotes about: Age

• My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.

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  Gun, Makeup, Men

  Bob Hope (2004). “Bob Hope”, Hyperion

• Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

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  Birthday, Witty, Funny Inspirational

• I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.

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  Birthday, Naps, Age

• You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

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  Funny, Happy Birthday, Humorous

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

• I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.

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  Golf, Play, Age

• Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.

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  Birthday, Morning, Believe

• I'll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.

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  Golf, Age, Ifs

• You know you've reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.

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  Age, Middle, Weightlifting

• The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.

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  Long, Age, Growing

• Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.

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  Funny, Humorous, Night

• I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people.

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  People, Age, Aging

• I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type.

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  Blood, Best Funny, Age

  "Goodbyes" by Craig Taylor, www.theguardian.com. December 26, 2003.

• I've been playing golf a long time, although it's not really true that on my first round they strapped my bag on the back of a dinosaur.

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  Funny, Humorous, Golf

• You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor's age by the rings on her fingers.

  Bob Hope

  Age, Fingers, Rings

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