I don't know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
I knew the President would run for reelection in 1984. Why not? Actors love sequels ... and returns.
I've always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It's an island and the audience can't run very far.
Democrats have an answer to the unemployment problem. They're all running for the Presidency.
The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he's not running for anything.
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