Caddies Quotes

• After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye.

  Chi Chi Rodriguez

  Dirty, Golf, Play

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• I'm going to win so much money this year, my caddie will make the top twenty money-winners list.

  Lee Trevino

  Golf, Winning, Years

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• Make friends with your caddie and the game will make friends with you.

  Stephen Potter

  Golf, Games

  Stephen Potter (1950). “Some notes on lifemanship: with a summary of recent researches in gamesmanship”

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• I don't think anywhere is there a symbiotic relationship between caddie and player like there is in golf.

  Johnny Miller

  Golf, Player, Thinking

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• If I needed advice from my caddie, he'd be hitting the shots and I'd be carrying the bag.

  Bobby Jones

  Golf, Advice, Bags

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• Nobody but you and your caddie care what you do out there, and if your caddie is betting against you, he doesn't care, either.

  Lee Trevino

  Golf, Care, Betting

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• I never had any thought the whole week. I figured my caddie [Jerry Beard] knew the course a lot better than me, so I put out my hand and played whatever club he put in it. I'd say, "How hard do I hit it?" He'd tell me and I'd swing. The guys who come down here once a year and try to get smart with Mr. Jones' course are the dumb ones.

  Fuzzy Zoeller

  Smart, Golf, Swings

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• Caddies are a breed of their own. If you shoot 66, they say, "Man, we shot 66!" But go out and shoot 77, and they say "Hell, he shot 77!"

  Lee Trevino

  Golf, Men, Hell

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• Once when I'd been in a lot of bunkers, my caddie told me he was getting blisters from raking so much.

  JoAnne Carner

  Golf, Bunkers, Blisters

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• If a caddie can help you, you don't know how to play golf.

  Dan Jenkins

  Golf, Play, Helping

  Dan Jenkins (2010). “Dead Solid Perfect”, p.94, Anchor

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• I was lying ten and had a thirty-five foot putt. I whispered over my shoulder: "How does this one break?" And my caddie said, "Who cares?"

  Jack Lemmon

  Lying, Golf, Feet

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• Those years on the golf course as a caddie, boy, those people were something. They were vulgar, some were alcoholics, racist, they were very difficult people to deal with. A lot of them didn't have a sense of humor.

  Martin Sheen

  Humor, Golf, Boys

  Interview with David Kupfer, progressive.org. July 1, 2003.

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• My caddie dared me to try it, but I didn't think it was worth losing a ball.

  Ian Woosnam

  Golf, Thinking, Trying

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• I know you can be fined for throwing a club, but I want to know if you can get fined for throwing a caddie?

  Tommy Bolt

  Golf, Clubs, Want

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• The only time I talk on the golf course is to my caddie. And then only to complain when he gives me the wrong club.

  Seve Ballesteros

  Golf, Giving, Complaining

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• If it wasn't for golf, I'd probably be a caddie today.

  George Archer

  Golf, Today, Ifs

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• Then Lee Trevino and Jack Nicklaus come in. I'll caddie for Jack.

  Chi Chi Rodriguez

  Golf

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• John's old Caddie had a huge engine that would qualify as a human rights violation if built today. It roared down the road, chugging gas and farting a blue cloud of dinosaur souls.

  David Wong

  Clouds, Rights, Blue

  David Wong (2012). “This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It”, p.110, Macmillan

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• The reason I don't play golf is because I was a caddie when I was 13. Women never gave up a golf ball that was lost somewhere in the trees and thicket and down through the poison ivy. It was during one of these searches that I vowed to the Lord above that if I ever earned enough money I would never set foot on a course again.

  Art Buchwald

  Golf, Play, Ivy

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• Golf took young kids like Byron Nelson, Ben Hogan and myself out of the caddie ranks and gave us money and a little bit of fame and let us live in the tall cotton.

  Jimmy Demaret

  Kids, Golf, Cotton

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• I played a practice round with Hubert [Green] the other day, and when we got to the ninth green, I heard a fan say, "Why does Hubert have two caddies?"

  Ken Green

  Golf, Practice, Two

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• The life of a professional golfer is precarious at best. Win, and they carry you to the clubhouse on their shoulders. Lose, and you pay the caddies in the dark.

  Gene Sarazen

  Dark, Golf, Winning

  Gene Sarazen (1950). “Thirty Years of Championship Golf: The Life and Times of Gene Sarazen”

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• According to the Captain of The Honorable Company of Edinburgh Golfers, striking your opponent or caddie at St Andrews, Hoylake or Westward Ho! meant that you lost the hole, except on medal days when it counted as a rub of the green.

  Herbert Wind

  Golf, Edinburgh, Green

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• I think it's always when you go to caddie for another player, it's no different to when you start with a new player. The very most important thing is when you get the first opportunity to have a win is to try and show them that you know what you're doing. It's easier said than done.

  Steve Williams

  Winning, Opportunity, Player

  Source: www.golfdigest.com

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• I don't know why that putt hung on the edge. I'm a clean liver. It must be my caddie.

  JoAnne Carner

  Golf, Clean, Edges

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