Bob Hope Quotes - Page 6

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• I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.

  Bob Hope

  Love, Funny, Witty

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• My folks were English. They were too poor to be British. I still have a bit of British in me. In fact, my blood type is solid marmalade.

  Bob Hope

  Blood, One Line, Facts

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• My folks were English . . . we were too poor to be British.

  Bob Hope

  Funny, Humorous, England

  Bob Hope (2004). “Bob Hope”, Hyperion

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• When you get over 95, every day is your day.

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  Get Over

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• To give you an idea of how fast we travelled - we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.

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  Ideas, Two, Giving

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• My old friend Jack Benny has only had one ball all his golfing life. And now he's lost it. The string came off!

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  Golf, Old Friends, Balls

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• I've never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn't know how really great he is.

  Bob Hope

  Actors, Oscars, Reassuring

  "Personal Quotes/ Biography". www.imdb.com.

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• Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you'll promise her anything.

  Bob Hope

  Promise, Littles, Way

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• Miniskirts have become quite a fad. They're even some guys wearing them. Don't laugh, if you had thought to of that, you'd not be here now.

  Bob Hope

  Laughing, Guy, Fads

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• I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.

  Bob Hope

  Funny, Humorous, Littles

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• Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status. Here are some celebrity quotes about Christmas. You will find that just like everybody else, celebrities also enjoy the little pleasures of Christmas.

  Bob Hope

  Christmas, Touching, Littles

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• President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.

  Bob Hope

  Golf, President, Painting

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• Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here - just for me.

  Bob Hope

  War, Appreciate, Want

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• Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.

  Bob Hope

  Funny, Golf, Together

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• You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor's age by the rings on her fingers.

  Bob Hope

  Age, Fingers, Rings

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• The last time I played golf with President Ford he hit a birdie. And an eagle, a moose, an elk, an aardvark...

  Bob Hope

  Golf, Eagles, President

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• We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.

  Bob Hope

  Funny, Humorous, Ashes

  Bob Hope (2004). “Bob Hope”, Hyperion

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• Louis B. Mayer came out west with $28.00, a box camera and an old lion. He built a monument to himself -- the Bank of America.

  Bob Hope

  America, Cameras, Lions

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• I'll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.

  Bob Hope

  Golf, Age, Ifs

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• It flies so high, I swear I heard the organs playing.

  Bob Hope

  One Line, Heard, Organs

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• Golf is my real profession. Entertainment is just a sideline. I tell jokes to pay my greens fees.

  Bob Hope

  Real, Golf, Pay

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• Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?

  Bob Hope

  Funny, Humorous, Oil

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• Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.

  Bob Hope

  Talking, My Best Friend, Tire

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• I have this terrific make-up man. But he's expensive. I have to bring him in from Lourdes.

  Bob Hope

  Men, One Line, Lourdes

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• I knew the President would run for reelection in 1984. Why not? Actors love sequels ... and returns.

  Bob Hope

  Funny, Running, President

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