Bob Hope Quotes - Page 5

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• Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn't know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He's always had an agent for that.

  Bob Hope

  Lying, Typical, Agents

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• Drugs are very much a part of professional sports today, but when you think about it, golf is the only sport where the players aren't penalized for being on grass.

  Bob Hope

  Sports, Golf, Player

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• Television. That's where movies go when they die.

  Bob Hope

  Television, Dies

  Bob Hope (2004). “Bob Hope”, Hyperion

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• Take nine strokes off your score. Skip the last hole.

  Bob Hope

  Golf, Nine, Lasts

  Bob Hope (2004). “Bob Hope”, Hyperion

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• We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.

  Bob Hope

  Funny, Humorous, Successful

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• In his prime, the young comic walked onto a stage with the confidence of a man who owned it, and by the time he walked off, he did.

  Bob Hope

  Men, Comic, Prime

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• Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.

  Bob Hope

  Careers, Dying, One Line

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• If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

  Bob Hope

  Funny, Hope, Inspirational Sports

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• She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn't understand us at all.

  Bob Hope

  Funny, Humorous, America

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• Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I've never heard of a clean one.

  Bob Hope

  War, Dirty, Vietnam

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• Jack Benny really liked my book. I know because he called me up from the library and told me.

  Bob Hope

  Book, Library, Knows

  Bob Hope (2004). “Bob Hope”, Hyperion

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• I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that I'll stay in the bar!

  Bob Hope

  Golf, Play, Bars

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• I left England when I was four because I found out I could never be King.

  Bob Hope

  Kings, Four, England

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• Free speech isn't dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.

  Bob Hope

  Funny, Humorous, Italian

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• Today's ballroom dances like the swim, the frug, the chicken and the monkey are really nervous disorders set to music.

  Bob Hope

  Swim, Monkeys, Today

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• Congress may be going home for the holidays soon. How can you beat a Christmas gift like that?

  Bob Hope

  Home, Holiday, May

  Bob Hope (2004). “Bob Hope”, Hyperion

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• England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.

  Bob Hope

  Funny, Humorous, England

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• Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.

  Bob Hope

  Kids, Comedy, Wonderful

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• The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.

  Bob Hope

  Funny, Humor, Giving

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• Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.

  Bob Hope

  Drinking, Kissing, Tea

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• A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

  Bob Hope

  Love, Funny, Hope

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• At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.

  Bob Hope

  Thinking, Awards, Acting

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• Every Naval vessel has a contingent of Marines aboard. After all, the Sailors have to have someone to dance with.

  Bob Hope

  Marine, Sailor, Naval

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• The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.

  Bob Hope

  Humorous, Israel, Soup

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• Democrats have an answer to the unemployment problem. They're all running for the Presidency.

  Bob Hope

  Running, Unemployment, Answers

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