Bob Hope Quotes - Page 4

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• Television is the box they buried entertainment in.

  Bob Hope

  Television, Entertainment, Boxes

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• I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.

  Bob Hope

  Golf, Swimming, Work Out

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• It's amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn't sell theirs threw them away.

  Bob Hope

  Next Day, People, Television

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• Bing Crosby and I weren't the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other. One of our stock lines used to be "There's nothing I wouldn't do for Bing, and there's nothing he wouldn't do for me." And that's the way we go through life - doing nothing for each other!

  Bob Hope

  Kissing, Light, Doing Nothing

  "Personal Quotes/ Biography". www.imdb.com.

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• The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don't know which end to talk to.

  Bob Hope

  Funny, Humorous, Japan

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• If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let him.

  Bob Hope

  Dirty, Golf, Play

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• The place was so British, I wouldn't have been surprised if the mice wore monocles.

  Bob Hope

  Funny, Humorous, England

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• I just hope I don't have to explain all the times I've used His name in vain when I get up there.

  Bob Hope

  Golf, Names, Get Up

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• Golf's really fun in Japan because of the women caddies. ... I saw one guy start out playing alone with his caddie. By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.

  Bob Hope

  Funny, Humorous, Golf

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• The audience was swell. They were so polite they covered their mouths when they yawned.

  Bob Hope

  Mouths, Polite, Audience

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• When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in.

  Bob Hope

  Parent, Actors, Comedy

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• A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.

  Bob Hope

  Golf, Shooting, Fields

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• I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

  Bob Hope

  People, Liberty, One Liner

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• Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn't get elected, he'd go back to acting.

  Bob Hope

  Funny, President, Acting

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• Wine, women and song have been replaced by prune juice, a heating pad and the Gong Show.

  Bob Hope

  Song, Wine, Juice

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• I've got to watch myself these days. It's too exciting watching anyone else.

  Bob Hope

  Watches, One Line, These Days

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• You know, marriage is making a big comeback. I know personally that in Hollywood people are marrying people they never married before.

  Bob Hope

  People, Hollywood, Married

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• I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

  Bob Hope

  Funny, Insperational, Proactive

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• The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn't got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.

  Bob Hope

  Funny, Country, Humorous

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• A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.

  Bob Hope

  Funny, Heart, Doctors

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• I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.

  Bob Hope

  Men, Hands, Ruined

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• Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.

  Bob Hope

  Essence, Essence Of Life, Comedy

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• I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.

  Bob Hope

  Men, President, Six

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• I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?

  Bob Hope

  Years, Should, Taxes

  Bob Hope (2004). “Bob Hope”, Hyperion

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• The only time to believe any kind of rating is when it shows you at the top.

  Bob Hope

  Believe, Writing, Kind

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