Bob Hope Quotes - Page 10

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• Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.

  Bob Hope

  Golf, Play, Balls

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• Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.

  Bob Hope

  Funny, Humorous, Believe

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• Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday ... He would say, 'Keep it sweet and short and don't try to be funny.'

  Bob Hope

  Sweet, Singing, Trying

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• It's not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course - you just follow the wounded.

  Bob Hope

  Golf, Wounded, Courses

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• They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.

  Bob Hope

  Hollywood, England, Comedy

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• Seventy years of ad-lib material, and I am speechless.

  Bob Hope

  Years, One Line, Speechless

  Bob Hope (2004). “Bob Hope”, Hyperion

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• Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.

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  Funny, Humorous, Japan

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• Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level.

  Bob Hope

  Funny, Country, Crazy

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• He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England

  Bob Hope

  One Line, England, One Liner

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• He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.

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  Golf, Yards, Balls

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• Arnold Palmer is the biggest crowd pleaser since the invention of the portable sanitary facility.

  Bob Hope

  Golf, Crowds, Invention

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• Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.

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  Beach, Golf, Pebbles

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• It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn't know they had a caddie division.

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  Golf, Caddies, Division

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• On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he's now my golf bag.

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  Golf, Bags, Alligators

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