Billy Crystal Quotes

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• By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.

  Billy Crystal

  Inspirational, Life, Wise

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• Change is such hard work.

  Billy Crystal

  Inspirational, Change, Work

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• Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.

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  Sexy, Funny Sex, Being Single

  "Fictional character: Mitch Robbins". "City Slickers", www.imdb.com. June 7, 1991.

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• In high school, I was the class comedian as opposed to the class clown. The difference is the class clown is the guy who drops his pants at the football game, the class comedian is the guy who talked him into it.

  Billy Crystal

  Football, School, Games

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• At 60, I could do the same things I could do at 30, if I could only remember what those things are.

  Billy Crystal

  Remember, If I Could, Ifs

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• What's so fascinating and frustrating and great about life is that you're constantly starting over, all the time, and I love that.

  Billy Crystal

  Starting Over, Life Is, Frustrating

  "Billy Crystal and John Goodman Talk MONSTERS UNIVERSITY, the Mike/Sulley Friendship, and Creating Younger Versions of the Characters". Interview with Christina Radish, collider.com. June 3, 2013.

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• To be good, you need to believe in what you're doing.

  Billy Crystal

  Believe, Needs, Comedy

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• Nothing can take the sting out of the world’s economic problems like watching millionaires present each other with golden statues.

  Billy Crystal

  World, Golden, Problem

  "Billy Crystal Gets Kiss From George Clooney In Oscars Opener" by John Mitchell, www.mtv.com. February 26, 2012.

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• I'm going to go on just living and laughing and loving.

  Billy Crystal

  Laughing, Goes On

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• It is better to look good than to feel good.

  Billy Crystal

  Feel Good, Comedian, Looks

  Song: You Look Marvelous

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• Consider the rose...The rose is the sweetest smelling flower of all, and it's the most beautiful because it's the most simple, right? But sometimes, you got to clip the rose. You got to cut the rose back, so something sweeter smelling and stronger, and even more beautiful, will grow in its place

  Billy Crystal

  Beautiful, Flower, Cutting

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• It's money. I remember it from when I was single

  Billy Crystal

  Funny, Money, Financial

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• For almost 40 years, he was the brightest star in the comedy galaxy... Their beautiful light will continue to shine on us forever. And the glow will be so bright, it'll warm your heart, it'll make your eyes glisten, and it'll make you think to yourselves: Robin Williams, what a concept.

  Billy Crystal

  Beautiful, Stars, Eye

  Billy Crystal’s Tribute to Robin Williams, www.vulture.com. August 25, 2014.

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• I don't like heights. This is why I stopped growing at fifth grade.

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  Growing, Height, Fifth Grade

  "Fictional character: Sam Kamin". "My Giant", www.imdb.com. 1998.

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• You give up your dream, you give up.

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  Dream, Giving Up, Vision

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• I've always thought that the key to a good sex life is variety. That's why God gave me two hands. Humans love sex, we need sex, it's how we connect, it reminds us we're alive, it's the third most basic human need, after food and good movie popcorn.

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  Sex, Hands, Two

  Billy Crystal (2013). “Still Foolin' 'Em: Where I've Been, Where I'm Going, and Where the Hell Are My Keys?”, p.10, Macmillan

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• Good news, they found Nemo! The bad news is, they found him in one of Wolfgang Puck's puff pastries.

  Billy Crystal

  News, Puff, Puck

  "The 76th Annual Academy Awards", www.imdb.com. 2004.

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• Did you ever reach a point in your life, where you say to yourself, 'This is the best I'm ever going to look, the best I'm ever going to feel, the best I'm ever going to do,' and it ain't that great?

  Billy Crystal

  Looks, Feels

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• Gentlemen, start your egos!

  Billy Crystal

  Ego, Gentleman, Comedy

  "Sunday Night" with Rahni Sadler, au.news.yahoo.com. April 25, 2016.

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• You really have to have some muscle to be on the stage in front of the world.

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  World, Stage, Muscles

  "Billy Crystal Has Some Advice For 2013 Oscars’ Host Seth MacFarlane On ‘Katie’". www.huffingtonpost.com. February 19, 2013.

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• Great news! Hosting Oscars counts five hours toward my community service!

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  Community, News, Oscars

  Twitter post from Feb 22, 2012

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• A laugh is a weird sound, and when you get a couple thousand people making it at once, it's really strange. But when I can feel proud of myself for causing it, it's great.

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  Couple, People, Laughing

  "Oprah Talks to Billy Crystal". Interview with Oprah Winfrey, O magazine, www.oprah.com. June 2004.

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• I didn't rebel as a child. I missed that angry teenager thing.

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  Children, Teenager, Rebel

  "Billy Crystal: My family values" by Elaine Lipworth, www.theguardian.com. May 24, 2013.

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• When you realize you want to invest the rest of your lifestyle with somebody, you want the rest of your life to commence as quickly as achievable.

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  Want, Rest Of Your Life, Realizing

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• Kids need a happy household. They need to be loved and supported in their dreams. And I don't think you can make your kids' dreams your own. They need you to support them in their dreams.

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  Dream, Kids, Thinking

  "Billy Crystal: My family values" by Elaine Lipworth, www.theguardian.com. May 24, 2013.

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