Bette Midler Quotes

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• I have my standards. They're low, but I have them.

  Bette Midler

  Lows, Standards

  Twitter post from Mar 20, 2014

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• If you can accept your differentness and learn to love it and encourage it, then you can be someone wonderful.

  Bette Midler

  Wonderful, Accepting, Ifs

  66 Copy quote

• Find your Light; They can't love you if they can't see you

  Bette Midler

  Love You, Light, Ifs

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• I firmly believe that with the right footwear one can rule the world.

  Bette Midler

  Fashion, Believe, World

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• If only I'd known my differentness would be an asset, then my earlier life would have been much easier.

  Bette Midler

  Being Different, Singers, Actresses

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• Life is not fair. And you have to choose your battles, because there are some that you cannot win. If you're passionate about something, then you should pick up your flag and run with it.

  Bette Midler

  Running, Winning, Battle

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• I haven't left my house in days. I watch the news channels incessantly. All the news stories are about the election; all the commercials are Viagra and Cialis. Election, erection, election, erection! Either way we're screwed!

  Bette Midler

  News Stories, House, Watches

  63 Copy quote

• I want it all - and I would like it delivered.

  Bette Midler

  Want

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• People are not the best because they work hard. They work hard because they are the best.

  Bette Midler

  Work, Hard Work, People

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  If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?

  Bette Midler

  Love, Funny, Hilarious

  Twitter post from Mar 27, 2014

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• Make sure your life is a rare entertainment! It doesn't take anything drastic. You needn't be gorgeous or wealthy or smart, just very enthusiastic!

  Bette Midler

  Smart, Entertainment, Life Is

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• Group conformity scares the pants off me because it's so often a prelude to cruelty towards anyone who doesn't want to - or can't - join the Big Parade.

  Bette Midler

  Scare, Groups, Want

  Bette Midler (1980). “A View from a Broad”, Simon & Schuster

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• Cherish forever what makes you unique, 'cuz you're really a yawn if it goes.

  Bette Midler

  Inspirational, Strong Women, Acceptance

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• I'm the last of the truly tacky women. I do trash with flash and sleaze with ease.

  Bette Midler

  Tacky, Ease, Lasts

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• The worst part of success is to try to find someone who is happy for you.

  Bette Midler

  Funny, Success, Jealousy

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• A person's life is a journey, a road. Sometimes you go off the road and sometimes you stay on all the way through. But you are the only one on that road. It's your road.

  Bette Midler

  Journey, Way, Sometimes

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• Humor disarms people. They don't feel threatened.

  Bette Midler

  People, Feels, Threatened

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• If you pick up a ukulele, it will make you unbelievably happy.

  Bette Midler

  Ukulele, Picks, Ifs

  Source: www.huffingtonpost.com

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• Men's brains are smaller than those of women so they can fit into their penises.

  Bette Midler

  Men, Brain, Fit

  24 Copy quote

• Enough about me. What do you think about me?

  Bette Midler

  Thinking, Enough

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• Let the sun stop burning,
  Let them tell me love's not worth going through.
  If it all falls apart,
  I will know deep in my heart,
  The only dream that mattered had come true
  ...In this life I was loved by you.

  Bette Midler

  Love, Life, Romantic

  Song: In This Life, Album: Bette of Roses, 1995

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• I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.

  Bette Midler

  Funny, Humorous, Memorable

  "Song: 'Marriage, Movies, Madonna And Mick'". 1985.

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• Total contentment is only for cows.

  Bette Midler

  Contentment, Cows

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• My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors.

  Bette Midler

  Ideas, Cleaning, Superwoman

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• I feel like a million tonight - but one at a time.

  Bette Midler

  Inspiration, Memorable, Tonight

  "Heard the one about... What they find funny in America" by Andy Barker, www.theguardian.com. March 11, 2006.

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