Amusing Quotes

• I never cared for fashion much, amusing little seams and witty little pleats: it was the girls I liked.

  David Bailey

  Girl, Witty, Fashion

  1990 In The Independent, 5 Nov.

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• Never trust the advice of a man in difficulties.

  Aesop

  Life, Trust, Wisdom

  Aesop, Joseph Jacobs (2004). “Best loved fables of Aesop”

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• I've noticed that everyone who is for abortion has already been born.

  Ronald Reagan

  Funny, Pro Life, Abortion

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• The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease.

  Voltaire

  Art, Get Well Soon, Health

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• It's all in your headJ you have the power to make things seem hard or easy or even amusing. The choice is yours.

  Seneca the Younger

  Encouragement, Choices, Easy

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• What we ask of music, first and last, is that it communicate experience - experience of all kinds, vital and profound at its greatest, amusing or entertaining at another level.

  Roger Sessions

  Profound, Levels, Lasts

  Roger Sessions (2015). “Roger Sessions on Music: Collected Essays”, p.166, Princeton University Press

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• I love funny people, and when I'm with funny people, or people who are amusing in their weirdness, I love it. Because that to me is funny, as opposed to someone who stops and says, 'Hey let me tell you a joke.'

  Paul Feig

  People, Hey, Weirdness

  Interview with Alexandria Symonds, www.interviewmagazine.com. May 20, 2011.

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• Anybody, providing he knows how to be amusing, has the right to talk about himself.

  Charles Baudelaire

  Literature, Know How, Knows

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• I can't forgive my friends for dying; I don't find these vanishing acts of theirs at all amusing.

  Logan Pearsall Smith

  Funny, Friendship, Forgiveness

  Afterthoughts (1931) "Age and Death"

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• I confess I enjoy democracy immensely. It is incomparably idiotic, and hence incomparably amusing.

  H. L. Mencken

  Democracy, Enjoy, Idiotic

  H.L. Mencken (2012). “Mencken Chrestomathy”, p.168, Vintage

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• A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Funny, Girl, Home

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• Many would be cowards if they had courage enough.

  Thomas Fuller

  Confidence, Military, Ironic

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• A woman in love can't be reasonable - or she probably wouldn't be in love.

  Mae West

  Love, Funny, Life

  Mae West (1967). “The wit and wisdom of Mae West”

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• Wild animals never kill for sport. Man is the only one to whom the torture and death of his fellow creatures is amusing in itself.

  James Anthony Froude

  Sports, Honesty, Integrity

  Oceana ch. 5 (1886)

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• I don't like to talk much with people who always agree with me. It is amusing to coquette with an echo for a little while, but one soon tires of it.

  Thomas Carlyle

  Fake People, Echoes, Coquette

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• There are few things more amusing in the world of politics than watching moderate Republicans charging to the right in pursuit of greater glory.

  Mario Cuomo

  Political, World, Politics

  "The Nastiest Things Ever Said about Republicans". Book by Martin Higgin, p. 131, 2006.

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• What this country needs is more unemployed politicians.

  Angela Davis

  Country, Humor, Political

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• When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her.

  Michel de Montaigne

  Funny, Humor, Cat

  Essais bk. 2, ch. 12 (1580)

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• One must work, if not from inclination, at least out of despair — since it proves, on close examination, that work is less boring than amusing oneself.

  Charles Baudelaire

  Boredom, Boring, Bores

  "My Heart Laid Bare, and Other Prose Writings".

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• At first, I only laughed at myself. Then I noticed that life itself is amusing. I've been in a generally good mood ever since.

  Marilyn vos Savant

  Literature, Firsts, Good Mood

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• It is necessary to work, if not from inclination, at least from despair. Everything considered, work is less boring than amusing oneself.

  Charles Baudelaire

  Despair, Boring, Work Effort

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• A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: 'Duh.'

  Conan O'Brien

  Inspirational, Funny, Women

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• Sometimes I have wondered whether life wouldn't be much more amusing if we were all devils, and no nonsense about angels and being good.

  William Hurlbut

  Angel, Devil, Sometimes

  "Fictional character: Dr. Pretorious". "Bride of Frankenstein", 1935.

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• The wrong kind of guy to fall in love with is the guy who will let go of the steering wheel as a joke. A guy who finds it amusing to make you uncomfortable, which is more common than you'd think, is someone you want to avoid.

  An Na

  Letting Go, Falling In Love, Thinking

  "Who's Anna Kendrick dating? 2015 boyfriend hunt" by NationalLedger.com, January 8, 2015.

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• Electronic books are ideal for people who value the information contained in them, or who have vision problems, or who like to read on the subway, or who do not want other people to see how they are amusing themselves, or who have storage and clutter issues, but they are useless for people who are engaged in an intense, lifelong love affair with books. Books that we can touch; books that we can smell; books that we can depend on.

  Joe Queenan

  Love, Book, Smell

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